*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Starrk: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Kisuke: ...I did. I broke it.
Starrk: No. No you didn't. Ururu?
Ururu: Don't look at me. Look at Jinta.
Jinta: What?! I didn't break it.
Ururu: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jinta: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Hiyori: If it matters, probably not, but Lillinette was the last one to use it.
Lillinette: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hiyori: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lillinette: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hiyori!
Kisuke: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Starrk.
Starrk: No! Who broke it!?
Hiyori: Starrk... Ururu's been awfully quiet.
*Everyone starts arguing*
Starrk, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Starrk: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Starrk: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.