#like myself

I’m going to start writing realistic fic. You go over to their low-medium income apartment, pet their dog/cat, watch a movie under the guise of hanging out, start fucking 30 mins into the movie, it’s not bad but it’s not great—they’re hot, you’re into it, but they can’t find your clit so you take over (“sorry””it’s fine”), they last like 4 minutes and you’re close but don’t actually bust a nut, you fake an orgasm bc you don’t want to hurt their feelings and you want to keep hooking up in the future, neither of you are into the movie so you get food instead, drive through Popeyes 5 piece tender meal eaten in the parking lot, if it’s fluff they pay for your food and if it’s angst they send you a Venmo request annnnnnnnnddd scene