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Tell a joke, crack a smile!!

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If the primes can possess Optimus. Brooo imagine the angst to the decepticon's especially the high guard like that happens and the primes just hit them with the "I'm/ were not mad...just disappointed..." Pls tell me they say it with their voices when they possess him.
listen. some of them are kinda mad actually. some of them are actually a little bit livid. some of them think they should take full advantage of being dead and do creepy ghost stuff to put back the fear of Primus into their former friends.
in other news Liege found a new favorite past time besides lying. haunting the ever living shit out of people he's mad at is strangely cathartic. resting in peace is for losers, he's gonna make his death everyone's problem now <3
he does lose possession privileges for a while for taking pressure off a wound just to make his entrance more dramatic tho </3
bonus:
a canvas of the the @cheschesterpossum 's CITF au primes
I love drawing alpha trion & zeta lol 😭🤍
They all have big bug ahh stares as sparklings also if you give only one of the primes a energon or regular lolipop (or a high five. Or helm pats.) It is now an obligation for you to give the rest one too (Blame liege maximo for starting this first)
Cough. Let's be a lil real. It's because the primes subconsiously inherited his own attachment too 👹
CITF AU, Rung (Primus) is still the creator of the 13 Primes. Except when he created them, the first thing he decided to do is show it to you.
You're sharing responsibility now.
Cooking a very silly, lighthearted AU w the TFOne 13 primes + a TFP Orion... and sentinel ig /lh (w many thoughts & exchanges about the AU between me and @purrliacci !!)
He was telling me ab how in the Aligned continuities, Optimus was a reincarnation of the ~13th Prime~ and all, and that the 13th was the youngest of the primes. I was VERY amused by the thought of the Primes being fond of their youngest 😔 Especially if imagining the TFOne bunch as they seemed to have far less destructive infighting than the other Primes variants.
I had been telling Purrliacci about fitting a TFP Orion into a TFOne narrative and several different ideas came from that hehaha
Anyways this AU entails the 13 Primes looking after a baby Orion Pax, their youngest Prime who's come from the well...
Domestic, slice-of-life and soft and nothing bad happens EVER,, it is very healing and cute,, I think they deserve it.

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First of all, I love your Baby Primes AU, they're so cute I want to hug them
Second of all, how did the other baby primes reacted when they saw Amalgamous and his big ol' eye
They were a bit too blinded to be confused.
MTMTE Incorrect quotes#43 13 Courtiers
Unicron: What's annoying is dealing with... imbecile "friends" who have lil glitches the same age as your child, and he comes into your own home, carrying his shitty creations-...and he still boasts with gall!-
Primus*presenting his thirteen primes*eeeh?~
Unicron*With a #1 Evil-dad cube, glaring at his opposite twin*...what do you want, bastard?
Primus: Aww, come on, don't get like that old friend, but can you imagine it!
Unicron*Sipping his energon, still, brooding*I imagine a lot of scrap- that's what I dedicate myself to
Primus: Don't get defensive, I'm just saying!When your child and my own grow up!...what if!...they got married~
Unicron*Optics twitching and smiling with smoke coming out of his mouth*"What if" they DONT-You're spawns are too damn ugly!!! I DON'T WANT THOSE GENES IN MY GENEPOOL!!! SO YOU AND THE WALKIN' FRUITIES CAN GO FRAG YOURSELF OUTTA MY NEW PLANET!?-
Sparkling Thirteen*All surrounding a human baby you in your crib*...
Baby!Y/n*Is sleeping soundly*
ONEの13人のプライムさん達。好きだ…。