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If the primes can possess Optimus. Brooo imagine the angst to the decepticon's especially the high guard like that happens and the primes just hit them with the "I'm/ were not mad...just disappointed..." Pls tell me they say it with their voices when they possess him.
listen. some of them are kinda mad actually. some of them are actually a little bit livid. some of them think they should take full advantage of being dead and do creepy ghost stuff to put back the fear of Primus into their former friends.
in other news Liege found a new favorite past time besides lying. haunting the ever living shit out of people he's mad at is strangely cathartic. resting in peace is for losers, he's gonna make his death everyone's problem now <3
he does lose possession privileges for a while for taking pressure off a wound just to make his entrance more dramatic tho </3
bonus:
a canvas of the the @cheschesterpossum 's CITF au primes
I love drawing alpha trion & zeta lol 😭🤍
They all have big bug ahh stares as sparklings also if you give only one of the primes a energon or regular lolipop (or a high five. Or helm pats.) It is now an obligation for you to give the rest one too (Blame liege maximo for starting this first)
Cough. Let's be a lil real. It's because the primes subconsiously inherited his own attachment too 👹
Cooking a very silly, lighthearted AU w the TFOne 13 primes + a TFP Orion... and sentinel ig /lh (w many thoughts & exchanges about the AU between me and @purrliacci !!)
He was telling me ab how in the Aligned continuities, Optimus was a reincarnation of the ~13th Prime~ and all, and that the 13th was the youngest of the primes. I was VERY amused by the thought of the Primes being fond of their youngest 😔 Especially if imagining the TFOne bunch as they seemed to have far less destructive infighting than the other Primes variants.
I had been telling Purrliacci about fitting a TFP Orion into a TFOne narrative and several different ideas came from that hehaha
Anyways this AU entails the 13 Primes looking after a baby Orion Pax, their youngest Prime who's come from the well...
Domestic, slice-of-life and soft and nothing bad happens EVER,, it is very healing and cute,, I think they deserve it.

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First of all, I love your Baby Primes AU, they're so cute I want to hug them
Second of all, how did the other baby primes reacted when they saw Amalgamous and his big ol' eye
They were a bit too blinded to be confused.
CITF AU, Rung (Primus) is still the creator of the 13 Primes. Except when he created them, the first thing he decided to do is show it to you.
You're sharing responsibility now.
MTMTE Incorrect quotes#64 Everyone gangster till "Momma" comes in
Can you guys imagine...your sire having a conjux human and like that's your parent, no matter how tiny they are, they are in fact more terrifying when angry compared to your cybertronian sire-
Now this could be Bio sparkling or ...finding out your sire just into aliens, but you end up being raised by this human either way- But for NOW... let's have thirteen primes experience this-
Liege: He'll call back-
Liege*Answers the call to the Quintessons, who were making threats to Cybertron, smirks at his siblings about him being right* What'd I tell you? All right, motherfucker, this is the deal-
Chaos!Y/n*Yells at himloud for the others to hear completly enraged*- Watch your language!LIEGE MAXIMO, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.BOY!?
Liege*Flinches and panics with hurry*-Mama, mama! Mama, I ain't know it you!-
12 Primes*All snicker at him folding instantly to you, lecturing him*Pff-
Chaos!Y/n: YOU BETTER NOT KILL A POLICE!?-
Liege*Is still apologizing and sighs*-No, I ain't killed no cops!-Mama, call me back, ok?
Liege*About to hang up*Call me back, Mama, stop watching the news!?! Don't be believe everything on the news!-
Liege*Knows when they get back home, he's getting his aft handed to him*...
12 primes*Instantly knowing his AFT is cooked*OooooooooOOOOOoooh!~
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