#lhr

Checking in to tell you my wallet and phone are missing.

I am comforted knowing

My OW RBC card is on my bed

My digital camera did not have nudes on it, so you cannot hurt the people I love with whatever you found

I am comforted knowing

Police chief banged a fist on his desk this morning realizing the piece of the puzzle required to make me kill myself on the 401 was missing from that bag.

>I already know you got off on the suffering. You can cackle at an alcohol receipt all you like. I can't wait until you find out what happens when I pick Barq's root beer instead of diet coke a free refill station.

P.s A&W Downtown Kingston has their washrooms closed between 10pm-6am.

I'm glad it was alcohol backing up into my skull when I needed to pee last night, instead of poop from an ICU floor like when I was in Belleville needing a cigarette.

>Police Chief is telling you I didn't need to be checked on because there is a camera at the front door. Wow you must be dumb with excuses like that considering there is a fire escape people use out back all the time.

[I'm good]