Leverage Rewatch - Pilot (part 2)
Hardison and Eliot, bickering like an old married couple already.
“I don’t like guns.” - Eliot, establishing a core part of his character from the start
“My money’s not in my account. That makes me cry inside. In my special... angry place.” - Parker, unnecessarily establishing herself as twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag, considering she’s already jumped off a skyscraper
“I don’t trust these guys.” - Parker
“Do you trust me?” - Nate
“Of course. You’re an honest man.” - Eliot
Parker and Hardison stealing phones. Looking at their phones. Smiling. Swapping phones. Then Parker tosses Hardison the handcuff keys.
“I’m gonna beat Dubenich so bad, even the people who look like him are gonna bleed.” - Eliot
“He tried to kill us.” - Eliot
“More importantly, he didn’t pay us.” - Parker, showing her priorities
“How is that more important?” - Eliot
“I take that personally.” - Parker
“There’s something wrong with you.” - Eliot
omg Parker and Hermione. Now I need this crossover.
“What’s in it for me?” - Eliot
“Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.” - Nate
“And what’s in it for me?” - Parker
“A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. Hardison?” - Nate
“I was just gonna send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but hell yeah, man. Let’s kick ‘im up.” - Hardison
“What’s in it for you?” - Eliot
“He used my son.” - Nate