“I don’t laugh.” (Defernull Tenna and Defernull Spamton, please)
Sorry for the wait ! I have lot of fun with this one XD. Still can't write spam quirck, so he "controle it" sorry :c
Today had been a rather… delicate day. Tenna, more restless and gloomy than usual, did everything he could to finish his work, hand out orders, and instruct Mike not to let ANYONE into his office.
Though a little confused, the employees didn't say a word and simply let the grumpy CRT retreat into his den, slamming the door behind him.
With determined steps, he walked over to his desk and settled into his chair. He opened a drawer, pulled out a sheet of paper and a pen, and began scribbling random things. He just needed something to keep his mind occupied and stop himself from reacting too much to the various sensations assailing him.
It was spring-cleaning day. Toriel was scrubbing the house from top to bottom… and his physical form was no exception. The monster carefully ran a feather duster over every inch of the CRT's surface. Tenna had to bite the inside of his cheeks to keep from making the slightest sound.
It didn't hurt! It just tingled—a lot. Like a ticklish sensation creeping over every part of him… Without a little concentration, he would've burst out laughing already.
He just had to wait until Toriel was finished, and everything would go back to normal. It wasn't the first time this had happened, and the CRT always managed just fine.However…
It seemed Mike didn't know how to follow orders properly, because the office door swung open, letting in a small white puppet with tiny black wings.
Without a word, the puppet climbed onto his desk and started rambling about this and that. Tenna couldn't care less. He ignored him and kept pretending to write down new ideas.
Usually, Spamton didn't care whether anyone was listening. It wasn't the first time he'd barged into the office and made himself at home, despite the CRT's grumbling.
But today, the puppet apparently felt like being a pain, because he started rattling off a whole string of jokes, each one somehow dumber than the last.Jokes that, unfortunately, were sometimes capable of coaxing an amused smile out of the grumpy boss.
But of all days, Spamton just had to pull this now.The tingling sensations, combined with the stupid jokes, were steadily cracking poor Tenna's composure. He was doing everything he could to keep a straight face and maintain his usual seriousness.
The moment a small, timid giggle slipped out, the puppet fell silent, simply staring at Tenna with his head tilted slightly to the side.
"DID YOU JUST LAUGH?"
There was no mockery, no malice in the puppet's voice. He sounded genuinely intrigued by a sound he hadn't heard in a... very, very long time.
When was the last time he'd heard his partner laugh? Probably sometime during the Big Shot Era ,the time when he hadn't... given Tenna the attention and love he deserved. Spamton regularly cursed his former self, even if he didn't exactly appreciate the puppet body he had now.
"I don’t laugh."
Tenna replied, raising a hand to hide the beginning of a smile. God, the ticklish sensations were awful.
And now that his poor defenses had been shattered by that filthy rat's jokes, there was no way he was going to keep himself under control. He didn't want to look weak in front of Spamton. If he was going to have a moment of weakness, it was supposed to be alone in his office, with no one around.
The TV World boss let his pen fall onto the desk before wrapping his arms around himself, almost as if he were giving himself a hug. It was a futile attempt to shield himself from the invisible tickling, while a few more giggles escaped him despite his best efforts.
His power cable had started to sway gently as well,a detail that didn't escape the puppet, who was still perched on the desk.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?! IF YOU'RE [BROKEN], I CAN [HELP]!"
As amused as he was by the situation, Spamton was genuinely worried. Was this some kind of malfunction? Or... maybe a mouse had gotten into Tenna's wires,that could be dangerous too! If he remembered correctly, the toolbox wasn't far away...
"I-It's nothing! It's my Lightners... I-It's just... c-cleaning d-day. Give me a few minutes. She should be done soon."
Tenna's answer seemed to bring back a few memories. Ah! Cleaning Day! Spamton remembered a time when Tenna had suddenly announced that there wouldn't be a show that day and that Spamton would have to manage things on his own. The poor CRT had been incredibly nervous, occasionally bursting into laughter before quickly composing himself again.
He had eventually explained that, once a month, Toriel dusted the house... and that it tickled him a lot. To avoid disturbing anyone,or letting anyone see him dissolve into a laughing fit,he always shut himself away.
"...I CAN'T BELIEVE I [FORGOT] ABOUT THAT! I'M GONNA [HELP]!"
The CRT let out a low groan. He didn't want help (and... it wasn't as if anyone could help, anyway).But Spamton was far too quick.
In the blink of an eye, he scrambled up Tenna's body and settled comfortably on top of his head.One advantage of being a puppet now was that he was tiny enough to squeeze just about anywhere.Including sitting on top of his partner's head.
"Spamton! I-I don't have time to play with you! G-Get down from there and leave my office!"
"BUT I WANT TO [HELP] DUST OFF MY [GORGEOUS HUSBAND]!"
...Huh? What? No.Oh no. Absolutely not.
That stupid little rat wasn't actually about to do what Tenna thought he was... was he?
Unfortunately...Yes.
The puppet reached into his pocket, pulled out a small cloth, and casually began wiping one of the CRT's antennas, humming to himself as though this were the most ordinary thing in the world.
Immediately, Tenna shot upright, another burst of laughter spilling past his lips.Delighted to hear that sound, Spamton continued his work, then grabbed the other antenna and started polishing that one too.
"Oh shihihit! I swear! I'm gonna kill you! Grrr! Sp-Spamton! Stop!"
He threw both hands up, trying to grab the puppet, but was quickly forced to lower them again to protect his sides. Tiny little angels,with Spamton's appearance,were suddenly fluttering all around him.
Since when...?Oh, that little bastard...!
The miniature angels wasted no time joining in to "clean" Tenna. Some, armed with tiny cloths, slipped beneath his clothes to rub at his stomach and sides. Others even managed to sneak around to his back.
The tingling,the tickling...It was everywhere. Tenna finally burst into full, uncontrollable laughter, much to Spamton's absolute delight...
...Until all the squirming and frantic attempts to swat away the little angels caused him to lose his balance and fall flat onto his back.
He squealed and yelped as the angels immediately resumed dusting him off, while he desperately tried to shield his head whenever one of them reached for his vents.
"Hehehe! N-No! Not thahat! Not there! Hahaha! No! Hehehe!"
"WE'RE ALMOST [DONE]!"
He was going to kill Spamton after all of this. For now, though, he was nothing more than a laughing puddle, completely out of strength to defend himself.
His tail was wagging happily, however,a small giveaway that Tenna was actually having fun, even if he refused to admit it.
After a good five minutes of ticklish cleaning, the little angels vanished, leaving the TV World boss sprawled on his back, trying to catch his breath.
The puppet climbed onto his chest and glanced at his screen, just to make sure everything was alright,and that he hadn't broken anything when he fell.
"ARE YOU OKAY, [BUNNY HEAR]?"
Tenna's screen suddenly flickered to life, displaying two cartoon characters locked in a chase scene. A moment later, one of them finally caught the other and start tickling him.
The images disappeared.In their place, the word "RUN" flashed across the screen in bright red.Then, the number 5 appeared beneath it.
The puppet let out a snicker.Predictably, Tenna was going to make him pay for that. So he immediately jumped off the TV and bolted toward the office door......Only to be caught by one of the CRT's extra arms.
Haha... yeah. He'd kind of forgotten that Tenna had a second pair of arms that could stretch over surprisingly long distances.
There he was, brought back to Tenna, who was now standing, his screen black and... far, far too calm. He retrieved Spamton before... forcing him down onto his desk and holding his body in place with one hand.
He raised his other hand, extending his claws and slowly wiggling them above the poor puppet.
"Alright. Now it's your turn !I wonder if you're capable of getting a taste of your own medicine, Spamton."
A huge smile appeared on the black screen, while Spamton swallowed nervously.













