#leprechauns

McDonald’s Corp, 1979

Gloomwood Forest is widely purported to be home to many fantastical creatures, including leprechauns. Of course, here at Growtherton City Hall, we of course officially dismiss all of these reports as superstitious hogwash, regardless of photographic evidence and "magical" transformations affecting the citizenry. Off the record though, we advise that as St Patrick's Day approaches, you regard any charming Irish strangers with trepidation, especially if they're at a pub.

Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

Try The Drinkin' of The Green! McDonald's used to be very clever with tying itself into holidays. I remember what a big event the Shamrock Shake was every year.

If you walk a hundred miles to where the colors all descend, don't give up, my friend. There's been a million dreams about the rainbow's end.

Goddamn Leprechauns...

fun fact that's how they get the Fast Green FCF AKA Green 3 AKA E143 color of food dye

(Art by me)