Jul 16
Bend me like a pretzel
I'm afraid I don't do requests.
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Bend me like a pretzel
I'm afraid I don't do requests.
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Reminder that I have interests beyond food (and my duty, of course), such as finding new ways humans can contort to death and clawing at my enclosure until my nails bleed.
Recently I have seen a surge of images of me created through generative artificial intelligence. Forgive me for not being as I was (not that I would pose for any vermin if I were able), but there is not sufficient water on this damned planet for it to be wasted on uncanny rubbish.
is this hot dog for sell? we’re hungry!
I am not an object to be sold, nor do I have any interest in being eaten.
If he reciprocated...thought of me that way...would that make him anything like they were? Would he have seen me, a boy, that day and simply hidden the intent? I should not dwell on such things.
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I love the thought of Legato in a hot dog costume that's so funny
It isn't so amusing when you are the one placed within it :/
HOOOT DOOOOOGGU GET YO HOOOOOT DOOOOOOOOGGU!!!
Hot doggu...
*puts him in a hot dog suit*
They somehow managed to catch him during his most private moments out of his brace and jumpscared him with this shit. He didn't retaliate by crumpling them up with his threads, but instead froze up like a deer in headlights, most likely because he was handled without real permission. He did realize no harm was meant, so I guess it's ok.
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Blinks.