#lbp au

Au yap in Chronological order!

Section 1. The oldies

Wilderness Au, written in 2018, canceled 2020. Potential rework!

The wilderness au is what the imaginesphere was like taking place of the Cold War. The negative energy made the imaginsphere cold, and made craftworld, carnivalia, and Bunkum all a wintery hell. Thus why it’s called the wilderness au. As much as I don’t like how I carried this because I was like around 13-14 I think at the time, I do really like the idea and potential it has.

Btw, I did carry out art for this, here’s something silly thing i made in 2018, and something I made around 2023 for its 5 year anniversary. Kinda dookie, but it’s so fucking old so who cares……. And ofc they’re both fucking Clive it’s always fucking Clive when is it ever not fucking Clive OMFG…

There’s really not much else to be said about this one.

How’d I fix it: Really good concept, ruined by Vizzepop levels of writing. If I’d rewrite it, I’d 1, focus on Sackie and Oddsock more than the actual side characters, and 2. Idk write an actual fucking plot and not just drag out every idea I had in my head on paper.

Overall rating: 7.5/10. Not bad at all, esp for a 13-14 year old. +.5 for clivalon mention.

Vexmas Au. 2020 Christmas. Canceled 2020 Christmas. TS WAS SO STUPID LMFAOOOOO!!!

Baby’s first shitpost au. It’s basically the grinch stole Christmas if it was written with the crudest edgy dark internet humor… I CANT TS WAS SO FUCKING BAD.

How’d I’d fix it: There’s no saving this one, chef. Vex can steal Christmas at this fucking point. <\3

Overall rating: V(3)x/10. I can’t believe ts is a real thing I wrote.

Vision One, One Vision Au. 2021-2022, I don remember. Canceled 2022. Getting rewritten as of June actually!!!

THE YAOI AU, OMGGGGGG YESSSSSSS!!! WOOO YEAHHHH BABEEEEEE!!! THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!! WOOOOO!!! The old Vision One is a Clivalon au, based on the lyrics of the song, “Vision One” by Roykspop

I have unfortunately LOST EVERYTHING ABOUT THE OLD AU. SO WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HOW IM FIXING IT SORRY!!

How I am fixing it: I remember I based this off of the Release LBP2 story… WELL FUCK THAT!!! LBP2 BETA TOXIC YAOI BABYYYYYYY!!! The difference between this LBP2 BETA AU and the Actual LBP2 BETA REWRITTEN AU (that we will get to later…) is that this is what takes place if Avalon Proceeded to beat the Alliance and focuses on the more toxicity yaoiful outcome, instead of the actual story where they beat Avalon and the yaoi is HEALING after Avalon does his reeducation and will actually focus on their dynamic during the story instead of the like few moments after LAWL!!

Overall rating: This has no writing evidence, but it’s the clivalon yaoi au, so, I give it a Cliva(10)n.5/10. +.5 points added for clivalon mention.

Oh shit. Here we go. FUCKKKKK.

Lbpara (The name is censored due to keeping it non trigger free). 2024. Canceled 2025. Ts was getting a rewrite but no.

Sighhhhhhhhhhh. Lbpara is the worst au I have ever touched and I’ll forever hate it. It’s basically an edgy manicly written mess. I mean, ig Cooking with Cannibalistic Clive is also an “Manically written mess”, but at least ts was funny and actually scavengable. But ts was actually ehh…….. wrote this in the worst time of my life. At least Donruis was real in ts… And homoerotic Sirius x Marlon ig…

How’d I’d fix this overall: I tried. It’s unfixable. Let Marlon smash newtons head in at this fucking point, alongside Vex stealing Christmas.

Overall rating: 0.6/10 .6 added because of clivalon x eve poly

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYA WEVE GOTTEN TO MY FAVORITES AND MY ONGOING ONES!!! YAPS WILL BE LONGER NOW!!! AND FOR THE ONGOING ONES, THE “HOWD I FIX THIS” SECTIONS WILL CEASE TO EXIST!!!

Section 2. The timed Currents

Creepypasta Au (aka, my magnum opus of AUs btw) August, 2025!! Ongoing!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSS HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS AU IS MY GUILTY FAVORITE!!! So, it all starts in LBP 1, where our original Sackboy is going through the story normally. But something off happens in the Savannahs. As he was going through the buffalo stampede in “The burning forest” He gets crushed, but as he was reviving, the checkpoint gets crushed and he happens to regenerate a moment after words, which corrupted him. He feels weird but he strives through the story. But the more he gets by, the more he gets more the corruption starts to show. At the end, where he defeats the collector, he takes more of a demonic and creepy form (the Sackboy.exe form btw lawl). People get more weary of him. They yearn passes, and the king of the gardens holds a trial for Sackboy. The trail goes on… and the result was Sackboy being “last lifed” (LBP way of being sentenced to death without coming back btw). He uses his corrupted power which he doesn’t know how to control at first to make a desperate escape, which it worked!!! To explain, Sackboy.exe powers are more moon create mode based. He holds a huge grudge, and has a newfound hatred for all Creator Curators, ESPECIALLY THE KING. He wants to get back at him, but doesn’t know how. He sits back and watches craftworld evolve. He one day bumps into a young adult named Jeffery. He killed his family and is kinda fucked if he doesn’t gtfo of where he’s out. Sackboy.exe sees himself in this guy, in a way? He makes a deal with him, and he finds a place to help the guy to hide. The guy sees him as a friendly savior in a way, and claims to “owe him a FAVOR” Sackboy.exe had an idea. He wants to start an uprising of outcast. He said, if he follows his directions and help him “bounty hunt a few pest” he will give him a place to stay, forever. Jeff unhesitatingly agreed. This was the “3x3 CULT”. The story fasts forwards to the incident of LBP2/The Clive incident, where instead of beating the Negativitron, the Alliance “loses”. Clive runs back to the huge spaceship, and starts to self loathe, anddddddd yeahhhhhhhh. (For no triggering sake, we will be referring to the Clive Creepypasta as “Clive.exe” in this post.” He happens to lose his mind. Years pass. Clive’s eyes are just plain black with ink dripping out of them (he cried ink in my headcannon LOL), and he has these soulless red pupils. It’s drips from his eyes. Not spoiling why he does this because it’s important later in the story, but he lowkey tries to kill everyone who tries to investigate “The cosmos”. One random ass day, he meets EXE, Unzipped, and the rest of the cult. Very very VERY paranoid and anxious he tries to hide. But, the others catch on to him quickly because he is lowkey burnt out and ass at hiding. He thought it was “the devil getting ready to torment him for all the lives he lead to ending” but EXE tells him “be not afraid”. Clive starts to calm and EXE begins to explain his mission, as he starts manipulating Clive’s mind to control his cult. Hesitate at first, he agrees, accepting the fact he has no purpose in life anymore. This began the story of the Creepypastas. It has its fun and genuine horrifying and gorey moments. But this is genuinely the funnest I’ve ever had writing an AU.

Rating the process so far: 1000/10 my favorite AU I’ve ever written!!!

Cooking with Cannibalistic Clive! October 2025! Completed February 2026!! Getting Updated and Reworked then and there!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god.. I LOVE THIS ONE!!! It was a manically written “Shitpost”, sure. BUT OMFG THIS ONE ROCKS!!! It’s a horror comedy parody of the LBP series “Cooking with Clive”, and I love it!!! Basically it’s about how Clive starts a cooking show to cope with his cannibalistic grief, but gives up every episode because he lowkey sucks at cooking and fucks up every step of the process. (Just like the original) Every episode is humor filled, and also filled with some dark elements!! Every episode is about a different alliance member Clive ate, and every meal is a food the represents the victim! Victoria was Blodies, Da Vinci was Spaghetti, Higginbotham was Smoked Chicken Salad, Eve was Apple fritters topped with apple sauce (shocking and evil. Ik.), and the ending is Avalon, which is a completely off episode, because Clive doesn’t know what to make for Avalon. The ending is that he ends up confessing, and spends the rest of his time in a rehabilitation center. He writes a letter to Avalon, who is still alive because Clive only carved and ate his heart, but he has robotic implants to help him stay alive.

Overal criticism: This series was fun!!! It was imperfect, in a charming way!! The only thing Id fix is probably the pacing for some of these, but I definitely want to finish animating this series one day!!! It’s dumb, it’s stupid, it’s charming!!!

Overall rating: 8.5/10!! +.5 for Clivalon mention!!

IM TOO TIRED TO WRITE THE REST, PART TWO DROP EVENTUALLY WITH MY LBP2 BETA REWRITTEN AU, LBP2 REWRITTEN AU, AND MY NON LBP AUS OKAY BYE