#lazynbored

Top five favourite and LEAST favourite foods ↨

for least favourite:

5. peanut m and ms. i like regular ones i'm allergic to peanuts so this is a bit of a cop out but they are on this list bc unless i'm actively paying attention i go oh look! a regular m and m! but no. hospital. like the trojan horse of snack foods

4. eggs. they're fine as an ingredient in other stuff but i am yet to find a version of cooked eggs that isn't terrible

3. bananas. horrible on all levels. apparently i used to like them as a kid but i Cannot stand them now.

2. heinz cream of chicken soup. this stuff

it's very bad. tomato one good tho

the worst meal i ever ate was a hot dog from now-defunct bri'ish roadside chain restaurant little chef. i have vivid memories of this hot dog. very few times in my life have i encountered something so bad i couldn't finish it i ain't a quitter but by god this hot dog was atrocious i have nightmares about it

and for favourite:

5. chocolate covered coffee beans. they are So good. me i'll just eat coffee beans anyway but i have had to hide them across the room from myself before lest i give myself heart palpitations

4. taralli al peperoncino they are much harder to find here and i miss themmm. you can get tarallini but not easily and not the chilli ones

3. oreo ice cream sandwich. perfect ice cream vehicle.

2. soup. any kind, except the aforementioned evil heinz can of misery

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It was FLAWLESS!

She did a PHENOMENAL job. I'd've been having a panic attack on the roof like that but she just belted it out like it was nothing.

Finalmente il nostro Blorbo, il nostro Perfect Italian Baby(™) avrà qualcuno che lo vestirà come si merita, e non come un senzatetto in Stazione Cadorna a Milano 🥹

Se non ci fosse Re Giorgio 🙏🙏🙏

Non chiedo tanto. Dei pantaloni che gli stiano aderenti il giusto. Una giacca che non sembri che se lo stia ingoiando... VESTITI DELLA SUA TAGLIA INSOMMA

Se c'è una cosa che Armani sa fare è vestire le spalle larghe. VAI CARO FACCI SOGNARE

Are you waatching The Regime?

In the first episode there's an interesting scene where our lovely oak does a bit of exercises in boxers XD