#laurdiy

regulus black as ashby florence weird little theatrical gremlin energy. absolutely the type to commit to a bit so hard everyone else starts getting scared. would show up in full costume, deliver the most unhinged impression you’ve ever seen, then casually drop an original song like it was nothing. regulus has that exact “is this genius or concerning?” aura.

james potter as jake webber chaotic youtube boy. loud, funny, weirdly charming, probably filming something in a shop he absolutely should not be filming in. james would thrive in the challenge/vlog/music-adjacent internet ecosystem because his entire personality is “someone gave the golden retriever a camera and no adult supervision.”

mary macdonald as tarayummy cool girl chaos. effortlessly funny, flirty, stylish, deeply unserious but also fully aware of her own power. mary would absolutely have the kind of online presence where everyone is obsessed with her outfits, her timing, her face card, and the fact she can turn literally sitting in a car into entertainment.

peter pettigrew as johnnie guilbert awkward emo boy internet presence. the black clothes, the music, the alternative sad-boy energy, the “somehow always in the room when chaos is happening” vibe. peter would be the one standing next to louder people, looking haunted, and still somehow ending up in every viral clip.

barty crouch jr as carrington bornstein barty would be chaotic hot funny guy internet in human form. the kind of person whose content feels like it was made at 3 a.m. after drinking a cursed iced coffee. pretty, strange, self-aware, and always one second away from saying something so random it becomes everyone’s new vocal stim.

frank and alice longbottom as liana jade and connor darlington soft couple content but with a backbone. family/lifestyle sweetness, cute relationship energy, the kind of couple people watch because they’re comforting and warm and actually seem to like each other. frank and alice would be wholesome without being boring, which is rare and therefore powerful.

pandora rosier as laurdiy / serena neel pandora is craft table chaos and lifestyle sunshine. half whimsical DIY fairy, half casual comedy queen making something weirdly beautiful out of objects nobody else understood. she’d have the most aesthetically pleasing room on the internet and then make a completely unhinged TikTok in the middle of it.

evan rosier as kevin langue structured chaos. evan would be the one hosting social games, challenges, “guess who’s lying” type videos, and somehow making everyone reveal too much about themselves. charming, sharp, funny, observant. he looks like he’s just having fun, but actually he’s clocked everyone in the room within five minutes.

dorcas meadowes as danibabes dorcas is hot girl chaos with a knife hidden in the glitter. funny, unserious, dramatic, slightly intimidating, and absolutely aware that people are watching. she’d post a casual vlog and somehow it would feel like a threat, a diary entry, and a performance art piece at the same time.

marlene mckinnon as ella wills bold comedy girl. sharp, loud, sapphic-coded chaos, social commentary with bite, and the kind of humour that makes you laugh before you realise she just dragged an entire category of people into the sea. marlene would be a menace online in the best possible way.

lily evans as avascreams relatable but deranged. lily would have that conversational TikTok style where she starts telling a normal story and within thirty seconds you’re like, wait, why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever heard? she’s pretty, clever, slightly terrifying, and fully capable of turning daily life into a comedy monologue.

sirius black as colby brock obviously. haunted exploration, dark outfits, pretty boy danger, “let’s go somewhere cursed and make it everyone else’s problem” energy. sirius would be thriving in abandoned buildings, flirting with ghosts, screaming dramatically, and pretending he wasn’t scared even though he absolutely was.

remus lupin as danny motta loud anime reaction/commentary man but make it chronically tired werewolf. remus would sit down intending to analyse something calmly and three minutes later be yelling at fictional characters like they personally betrayed him. somehow both intellectual and completely unhinged. very on brand.

fabian prewett as joey morof theatre kid weaponised into internet comedy. fabian would absolutely go viral for impressions, dramatic singing bits, and committing to a joke with Broadway-level intensity. the man would not simply make a video. he would perform. there would be projection. there would be vibrato. there would be consequences.

gideon prewett as joey bragg classic actor/comedian energy. gideon feels like the guy who could walk into a room, make one stupid deadpan comment, and ruin everyone’s composure. disney-adjacent sitcom chaos but older, louder, and with more war-crime twin energy because obviously fabian is standing just off-camera making it worse.

because holy shit episode 4x04

The Destorm-Alex rivalry quickly became the best ongoing subplot in Escape the Night

Revenge plot line? Unwilling teammates? Alex playing into a villain role to form an alliance with Destorm becoming the catalyst for Destorm becoming a team player??

Destorm they could never make me hate you, you had the greatest character development in this show

“This is for Lauren.”

Sierra Furtado

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Mia Sayoko