#laughsoutloud

We have two men standing on top of a skyscraper who are drunk; their names are Person A and B.

Person A: “You know, B, you can do awesome stuff when you’re drunk like what I’m about to do. Watch!”

Person A jumps off the building and flies around like a violent rollercoaster before landing back where he took off from.

Person B: “Wow, that’s cool! Let me try!”

Person B jumps off and falls all the way to the ground before he splatters.

Seconds later, the door behind Person A leading to the stairwell opens as the bartender walks outside while he wipes a glass clean.

He looks at Person A.