Feb 7
Use your laser vision and see if she’s pregnant!
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What?
First of all - I don’t have laser vision.
Second of all - a laser isn’t going to see through shit. It goes pewww pew. Haven’t you seen like a single movie?
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Use your laser vision and see if she’s pregnant!
…
What?
First of all - I don’t have laser vision.
Second of all - a laser isn’t going to see through shit. It goes pewww pew. Haven’t you seen like a single movie?
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Cooking with laser vision
Comes in handy when the stove's busted.
It’s interesting how in the past 10-15 years a Superman expy that uses heat vision (specifically the “laser-beam” variety) has become automatic visual shorthand for “oh shit, this character is evil” has become so commonplace that it’s now influencing actual depictions of Superman
there’s a bit in an episode of My Adventures with Superman where Lois gets a hold of a recording of alternate universe versions of Superman and she smiles when she sees his face right up until the point where he starts causing death and destruction with his laser eyes
(iirc) at no point in James Gunn’s Superman does the titular character himself actually use this power—the only times a Kryptonian uses this ability is when Ultraman (as the Hammer of Boravia) slices a gash in a building and at the climax where he attempts (and fails to) burn Clark’s eyes out of his skull with it.
I want to imagine a collaboration/interdimensional situation where Cyclops meets Superman/Superboy. He is the utmost offended that they can function normally without specialized glasses ("what do you mean those glasses are FAKE for APPEARANCES???")
But then he realizes that his eye-specific powers are more powerful than their eye-specific powers and then he feels a little bit better about it. Not completely, because his ego is a little bruised from this, but a little.
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If you could choose any power, which would it be?
Super strength
Super speed
Flight
Invisibility
Shape shift
Self regeneration
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Laser vision
Everything you draw comes to life
Source: Space Pirate Mito [1999]
I Love Laser Vision #2