#lantern anon

- lantern nonnie

Sounds awesome! I can totally see Danny being friends with someone like that; it would be a relief to have a friend who's more durable than his human friends. Danny would totally help with fixing this "Sky" if its something mechanical, as he's smart when it comes to machines. (See: fixing multiple of his parents' inventions.)

I probably won't write this, because the crossover im currently writing is Supernatural and Danny Phantom rather than DC and DP. (I know, I post a ton of DP x DC stuff, but it isn't something I've actually written.)

okay so: you do go to urgent care/the hospital if you get bitten by a snake, but you need to apply first aid to the wound, because even if it's not venomous, snake bites do get infected REALLY quickly.

First of all: do not move your limb. snake venom does not travel through your blood, it uses the lymphatic system (basically - it travels through your muscles - or not basically thats just how it was explained to me during first aid.)

Second: Get away from the snake, if you can do so safely. If you can't, call the ambulance and INFORM THEM that the snake is still near you. Staying still and calm will make them leave you alone!

Third: Call a fucking ambulance or a ride to the hospital. If you don't have a phone on you, and you're alone, start yelling. Don't move your limb unless absolutely necessary, but staying still and put will save your life.

Fourth: If you can, take note of the type of snake that bit you, antivenom is not one injection fixes all! If you can see the snake, try and note down identifying features - especially if you're not the person who was bitten.

Fifth: Here's where the first aid comes in: You apply pressure immobilisation and a bandage. Basically: You wrap the limb from the lowest point to as high as you can get the bandage. Always start the bandage from where the bite it! Make the bandage as tight as possible. The recommended bandage is an elasticised roller bandage that is 10-15cm wide, but if you don't have any bandages on hand, any stretchy fabric will help.

Sixth: Mark! That! Bite! Put a cross or some mud above where the bite is, so the people treating you can find the wound.

Seventh: Splint the wound! A stick, rolled up newspaper, hell, even towels will work! It just needs to keep the limb still and straight.

Do not, at any point, try to clean the wound or suck out the venom. The hospital will need to use the venom on the wound to work out the type of snake that bit you. DON'T CLEAN IT. Also don't tie a tourniquet you'll just loose the limb.

Gets bruises from just being held too roughly, and is kind of a hikikomori due to all their pains. They almost never leave their room because of the constant pain. Very socially awkward and anxious due to this, so they keep their head down and don't talk a lot except to their siblings.

They also tend to feel very useless due to this, especially in comparison to their siblings who go out, or even Barbara, who gets to be Oracle and is so cool. They don't excel at anything useful to their nightlife, so they feel very much like they're only around because Bruce and the rest of them pity them.

- lantern anon [SORRY FOR SENDING SO MABY REQUESTS BY THE WAY I just love your works]

hii! thank you for all your requests ive loved writing them all so far and if you have any more do not hesitate!!

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are we really bringing this back?

yes we are!

Since it's been a while since we last did this, here's a definition of tumblr sexyman:

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ - Urban Dictionary

Usually here on the hermits-that-craft blog, we divorce ourselves from that definition and just go with a general 'evil is hot' definition. However, character Dream makes me uncomfortable, so we're going to do two different versions.

IRL Dream is a tiktok and twitter sexyman, but not a tumblr sexyman. I would consider being a tiktok and twitter sexyman worse than being a tumblr sexyman. IRL Dream seems like a decent human being, I won't comment any further than that. Gives me strong 'eggs benedict cucumber' vibes.

C!Dream is a tumblr sexyman, alongside being a twitter and tiktok sexyman. I will not get into detail about the latter pair, but I will get into detail about the former.

From this point forward, this conversation is about C!Dream, without anything to do with IRL/CC!Dream.

C!Dream has a unique position within his fandom as he is polarised as either 'evil and unforgivable' or 'he was in the right' by the fans. Some will be absolutely horrified to discover that I have decided that he's a tumblr sexyman, but here's my reasoning.

1. He fits the criteria from the urban dictionary definition of tumblr sexyman (white, tall, evil, although he doesn't dress fancy)

2. he fits the definition i went with during the start of the tumblr sexyman saga. (evil is hot)

3. I have seen fanart of him within the past few months.

Even if the fans dislike, hate or despise Dream, I have not found a single design for him that is not 'hot'. He's a green blob, and while some people draw him as such, the human version is always a solid 8 out of 10.