still that ask meme, bc i thought of the meanest thing: lance? :3c
Sexuality: could not be more obviously heterosexual and I mean that in both the “He is an individual who is attracted exclusively to women” and also in a “He is a Straight™” wayGender: painfully cisA ship: it is only in very, very, very recent seasons that he’s actually started to delicately sip at his respecting women juice so maybe we’ll see if he ever manages to take a full swallow and if he meets any nice girls after that. As of right now, there is no one who 1. Shows any interest in him 2. He shows interest in AND 3. Is present ONLY after his shift in character. I literally cannot ship him with anyone he met prior to the shift, as their opinion of him either is or should be colored by their knowledge of how he treats women as a monolith for his purposes and not as individuals A BROTP: The Garrison trio of Big Nerds is cute even I can’t deny thatA NOTP: BITCH YOU KNOW. Okay but seriously I have kl@nce sh@nce h@nce pl@nce @llur@nce and as soon as I figure out what his ship name with Romelle is, I’ll have that blacklisted. It’s all blacklisted. All of it. Random hc: would be really fun as a character if he just drank his respecting women juice. Not a hc but a fact. General opinion: like i would find myself genuinely enjoying his humor and warming up to his character but INEVITABLY and I do mean EVERY DAMN TIME I started warmin up to him he’d ruin it by being a filthy fuckin womanizer and at this point I’ve just given up Lance Sucks
