Meanwhile, in a "Superhero's Partner Support Group Chat"... Ep II
Selina: Ugh I'm so mad at Bruce
Lois: What happened?
Selina: “No Selina you can’t have that super expensive diamond ring exhibited on the museum ñeh ñeh ñeh” honestly what’s the point of dating a billionaire if he doesn’t spoil you.
Steve: Weren't you saying the other day he bought you an enormous diamond ring?
Selina: Yes but this one is way more beautiful.
Lois: Oh… I can’t remember last time I got jewelry from Clark.
Steve: Why do women like jewels so much?
Selina: Diamonds are a girls best friend!
Lois: Do you ever buy jewelry for Diana?
Steve: Not very often, she already has enough. And it doesnt seem to excite her that much.
Lois: Oh I suggest you try.
Selina: I would kill to be left alone one hour in her safebox. She is always wearing such classy pieces!
Steve: We don't have a safebox.
Selina: Oh my God. 😦😍
Steve: ...
Steve: Are you insinuating you want to rob us?!
Selina: I’ve heard parisian appartments are fairly easy to broke into…
Lois: Selina No! Bad Catwoman!
Selina: sorry, sorry…
Steve: I think I will look for a safe box.
Selina: You know it wont stop me.
Steve: Well good luck robbing something from a spy!
Selina: Oh! I see a challenge!...
Selina: Anyway, this would never happen if Bruce had bought me that Diamond. So whatever happens, it's Batman's fault.
Part III: https://ninaandromeda.tumblr.com/post/682538914271182848/meanwhile-in-a-superheros-partner-support-group






















