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* Notes: Give Them Names
Ren is amazing at catching pillows~
Food
o Seems familiar
o Eggs, ham, bacon
o Coffee
Plane Temporal passage
o People age here
o But not the way that we think of it
o People don’t age backwards
o Not days
o But people don’t catalogue years here (?)
o Be at this place here at this time.
§ ‘whenever’
o Arrives back alive
Some planes
o Time moves faster there than it does here, or maybe even slower
o Week in some other place
o ‘Years’ in another
o How intriguing~
o Lafi wonders about coming back to our home plane and centuries have gone by.
Teleportation
o May also be the case~
o Sometimes you come back earlier~
Lafi
o Feels this is too existential
o “My mind wasn’t meant for this”
§ Unfortunate~ I think it’s fascinating.
Bell
o “Time means nothing, nothing matters.” – Lafi
o Apparently NOT measurements of time.
UST
o Universal Sigil Time
o Measurement of time.
o Can apparently
Fey Plane
o Regularly ‘popular’
o Talk to a guard
o Tell them where they’re going
o Give them return slips
o Give a piece of paper (special kind of paper)
o People don’t come back from there that often
§ Lafi is good at not getting lost, and speaking fairy language
o Never been there
o Fey folk like to play games, and everyone they see and meet are players in their games
§ They like Riddles~
§ If you get them wrong, they’ll eat your liver (or something)
§ Excellent~
o Lafi thinks that running headlong into things has served well so far
Death Planes
o They exist~
Barovia
o Apparently a death plane
o Other death planes
§ Ren thinks ‘Barovia’ sounds mundane
o Vampires come from there (according to people who’ve been there)
o Research this before going.
o First hand account / plane guide
Heading towards the outer ring of sigil
o Portals are there
o Go opposite the giant hole
Various entities with tentacles~
o Not what I was hoping for though.
Silvery slivers cut into the fabric of reality
Lot of foot traffic
Portals are always guarded.
Lesser portals have less guards
Larger have more
Signs
o Fire
o Water
o Earth
o Nature
o Air
Big glowing red portal
o Either side has the symbol of fire
o A number of them
Very large green portal
o Many on either side
o Feylands
§ Green and orange
§ Sliver in reality.
Lone guard
o Satyr?
Dawnward
o Not Duskward
o Towards the Sun
o Seelie will probably help you more than the Unseelie
Saint
o Guard knows Saint
o Of course he does
Everything around us spins
Everything goes dark
Green swirling light
Lush, green landscape
o Bright orange sky
o One direction is deep purple, other direction is orange.
o Trees surrounding
o Barely see the canopy
o Vines twining around the trees looking almost like veins
o Animals, life, can certainly hear a lot
o Area smells like freshly cut grass
o What a world may look like if there were never mortals trying to shape it
Lafi says to trust her.
We set off towards the Dawn
Path that we follow
No movement in the sky
o Time is passing merely by us moving
Laughter heard, but nothing seen.
Very large silvery stag in our path
o Lafi and I bow
o Bran waves
o Ren does nothing
o It stomps its feet a few times and leaves
o Lafi follows for a time
Laughter still heard.
Sign..?
Know we aren’t lost
Bran plays the forest a song
o Hear the sound of laughter
o Feel heat around us dancing
o Glimmering trails of fire around us
o Steady beat of drums picking up
Girls dancing around us
o Giggling and laughing and having fun
o Two more playing instruments
Girl speaks to Lafi
They climb up on us
They seem really excited
Lafi talks to them
o And isn’t telling us what they say.
o (The Glamoury keeps it hidden, unless you know)
Cristianalanananthelianinth the 12
Chris (Crys? Kris? Krys?)
She’s going to be telling everyone that she was given a name
She wants us to give all these creatures names.
They seem pleased~
She names us too.
Nose (Mouth)
o Me
Bran
o Mouth (Nose)
Ren
o Pouty
Lafi
o Dog
Saint
o Saint
The court
Le’soth
10 foot tall pixie with a large club
o M’aam
Ashatona
o Nearby village
o The magic glamour
o You feel that something exists, you feel it will be
o Consumed by the forest
§ Mortals shouldn’t just walk around
o Never heard of a Lich
§ Nothing dies here
Houses of all different sizes
o Human size
o Some tall as a tree
o Some chipmonk holes
o Seeing it makes you believe in it more
o Fey creatures start to populate the area
o Ents
o Pixies
o Nymphs
o Little Market
o Dryads
o Satyrs
§ Relatively tall, hairy, goat legs, goat + human faces, large curving horns
o Seems nice~
Gnome wander by
Ent
o Name is Beard
Returns with a Satyr
o Clocksworth
Lur’othose
o Seelie court holds
o Oboron in his court
o Just an armoror (Trixly)
Ashatona might know
Center of the town
o Nothing there
o Pet mortals to come speak with us
Unseelie
o Need protecting from them.
Earth splits open
o Like a giant mouth
o ‘Good morning child’
o Been a while since she’s tasted mortals
o Has already
o A deal must be made if you wish to go to Lur’othose
Warding stones have been destroyed
Not held to the truce that we are
o “You might be able to defend us where we cannot.”
o “There is a truce between the Seelie and Unseelie courts.”
o They can’t defend themselves
§ Don’t know why they can be attacked.
o A promise is a promise and may not be broken
§ Unseelie have somehow managed to break the truce without breaking it.
o Can set up wards around the town with the magic learned from Liel
§ “If you do this, I may show you the way to Lur’othose.”
§ I say ‘I can do what I can.’
o 2 more hours for the dusk ward to come down
o Then will be able to empower their rune stones.
o When it is dawn time
Seelie don’t try to worm their way out of deals
o Unseelie apparently do.
Chris has never seen a fight before.
o Thinks it will be quite exciting~
o Then the ward goes down, there may be a fight.
o I will be setting up the wardstones when the wards are down.
She promises to stay out of fights.
[lots of notes about the town]
Shimmer in the sky
o Dusk
Flaming horse
Wolves with frost aura
o Slobber turns into mist
Two little blue orbs
o willowisps
Nightmare rears up, wolves
Notes: Sigil Part 2
Gentle smithy (huh)
o Ice forming over glass, and then shattered over the little ruby
o Drumthen didn’t actually expect Ren to have such a thing.
Soulbound to a phylactery so you don’t actually die
o Offer made.
o Not exactly legal.
o Note: Might… Ren actually have something like this perhaps?
Vessel
o Handling it very respectively
o Wouldn’t take us to be the type to have such a thing.
o Might be able to draw the entirety of the soul back to it.
o Would not be cheap
1500 chutz to repair
2000 to draw the soul back from the Astral Sea
Jobs that need doing.
o Suit of Armor from the Fey Planes
o Owed it from a fey, loath to part with it.
§ Very fey in design
§ Satyr?
§ Man and a goat, but very tricky, fond of games
§ Going to need to be on our toes.
§ Name is Trixly (likely not his real name)
§ Armor is cursed
§ Do not put it on unless you never want to be able to take it off
§ Will know it by sight
§ Afraid to speak it aloud.
o Steel from the fire plane (elementals)
§ Simpler, if not more uncomfortable.
§ Elemental steel
§ Guarded very fervently by the fire elementals
§ As well as the rights to mine it and smith it
§ Right reserved to the royal elemental family
§ Need to parley with them (or steal it)
§ Fire elementals are assholes
o A book.
§ Specific book, won’t tell us what the book is about
§ From Barovia
§ Baron Strahd is the caretaker of the book.
§ Said to hold many secrets
§ Would prove a very powerful soul vessel
§ Have to retrieve it from the Baron himself.
§ Loath to part with it.
o Doesn’t want questions asked.
§ [blot] Dreadful.
§ Wants to offer us more for not asking.
Could put the soul into a body
o Armor..?
Soul forged armor, soul forged weapon, soul forged book
Lafi
o Always wanted to see faeries.
The living body as a vessel
o “Oh no, absolutely not. You see the living body is always occupied.”
o Cannot put a soul into a body that already has a soul
o There would be two souls in one body vying for dominance (that is very, very bad)
o I ask if a soul can be removed and another put in.
o A body without a soul and another added is beyond the work of Soul Smithing
o Said to be dark, bad, and evil.
§ Hm…
Said we are liked
o Does not necessarily need all 3 done.
o Elemental Steel = soul weapon, Fey armor = soul armor, Grimoire = soul tome
o Ren’s cannot be placed into a book, but another can.
Barovia
o Ever heard of vampires
o The baron of Barovia, ruler of the plane, is the original vampire
o So it’s pretty fucked up.
o Quite possibly where the Lich may have gone..?
Tasks being left up to us.
If we perform two of the tasks, he will restore the soul vessel and bestow it upon an item of our choosing.
o If you perform all three, he will perform several for us.
o If you bring the book alone, he will do as much.
o No formal contract, the items must just be brought.
I ask about getting to these planes.
Slips of paper will get us through
o “Use these. They will get you through.”
o Don’t flash these around too much
o May not get us through alone.
o Will be an aid.
Return the way we came.
o Basically.
o Or could learn a spell
o Very expensive and difficult to cast.
Finds Lafi smart.
o She is~
Bran
Don’t see anything recognized in the store.
Bran hasn’t been to any of the planes we’ve gone to.
--
Euch
o Several languages, similar to before.
o Dead but lively~
o We’re freakin him out~
o 2 rooms is 7 chuts.
3rd door on the right, 6th door to the left
Ren
o Likes the floor.
o Lafi thinks she should sleep on the bed
§ As Lafi sleeps under the bed~
The room is unfortunately normal
Notes: Sigil Part 1
Chiming shimmering wall…?
o But solid?
o Portal.
o Came out in a big, open plain on grass.
o A faint road
Stars spinning quite fast.
o No constellations recognized. . .
Saint is wearing Krieg’s bear totem
Stone walls similar
Shapes moving around at the bases.
Road grown over
o Leads to ‘civilization’.
Saint would be more bajiggity if something were wrong
o Bajiggity is a good word~
Lafi’s Choice
o Going to a place where there was no more racial strife, and could be loved
o Freedom of fate
o But chose us over that.
§ That.. is difficult, I [blot] can’t help but be touched~
o Said she couldn’t just leave us here, we’d get lost without her~
§ But she really seems to like us~
I tell them the choice I was given.
o Lafi says that she’s glad they were a better choice than omnipotence.
o Also that they apparently didn’t know me very well~
Ren’s Choice
o Got offered death.
o “Actual, permanent death.”
o Not really looking at us.
Saint seems to know where we’re going.
o Lafi seems certain that Saint knows this place.
Stars moving very quickly.
o Moving Westward.
Sounds very busy.
Over a hill
o A gargantuan city
o City above blotting out the sky
o Looks like we are in a ring
Approach a giant ring
o Wall blocking us off
o More stone slabs
o Shimmering colors
o Look like a membrane
o People coming out and going in.
People look … incredibly varied.
o Most never seen prior~
o Some look like they’re going to certain portals
o Floating wagons
o Handing off papers to guards
o Very heavily guarded
o Portals the size of twin mansion doors
o Guards have giant weapons
§ Swords? Spears? ???
§ Golden armor.
Very busy.
Portals are incredibly magical
o Spells aren’t.. completely complicated, but very obviously a teleportation spell
o Combined with healing spells?
o Damaging spells? (A fireball in one of them?)
o Grasping Vines?
o Very different property.
Crow guard
o Bigger than Ren
o Spear
o “You no get into city. You not from here.”
o Points at a line
§ It’s.. big.
A blonde… human?
o Ren is waving him down.
Sigil
o This place’s name~
o Following this blonde human
§ Says we can look at his butt.
§ Lafi looks by accident
o Leads us to a line.
§ It’s shorter.
Man watching us.
o Slowly comes over.
o Looks somewhat like a human
o Dark skin, short, portly, crystals growing at his head, dirt
o Big toothy smile
o Dressed decadent, eccentric, extravagant
o “You look like I could make friends with you, hello hello hello.”
o Never seen ‘your kind’ (myself, Ren) before
o Claims to have a way with the animals, and Saint backs away
New interesting people coming through
Drumthen
o ‘quite the appraiser’
o Has a dirt moustache
Pig man
o Kirk
“The Cops would not be pleased if you brought anything in that was damaging.”
o “Magical artifacts that are unidentified perhaps, The Lady does not like those sort of things getting into the city without proper appraisal.”
o “If the artifacts are deemed Unknown, and a little too dangerous, they must be confiscated.”
o “Or you could pay me in ‘chuts’. 50 per?”
o Doesn’t seem to like blood or dicksucks.
The Lady
o ‘don’t want to cross The Lady’
o Children of pain
o Don’t want to attract them.
Drumthen
o Seems nervous about the attention from the Cops
o Offers to show us around.
o “Stories are good currency here.”
o Has a shop.
The blonde man seems much more… amieable.
Mazed
o “Then we’ll both be Mazed, and I don’t think we want that, do we?”
Euch
o Tavern
o Drumthen goes to this tavern fairly often
§ Is offended by ‘everything sounds like vomit.’
We go with the blonde man.
City is spiraling up around a ring
o IT IS SO INCREDIBLE~
o There is so many strange people and things and the city is going up the wall itself~
o I want to go up there~
Magic allowed?
o For the most part, just don’t go slinging it around.
o But treat it like brandishing a weapon
A group of creatures
o Dark clothes, pale skin, spikes in all directions, giant cleavers over their shoulders
o Cops
o “Wouldn’t call them evil, just very.. very intense?”
o Law enforcement
o Looks at us
o Everything resumes once they pass
Brannon
o Bran
o The blonde man
o ‘Like the muffin’.
Tall lizard men with wings
Angelic people, glowing, also wings
Pig people
Wemic (!)
[there’s an abrupt scribble]
Street Urchins
o Thinks I can’t catch it
o Looks like a sea urchin on land
o ‘doesn’t know what I’m talking about’ after stating what I was talking about.
o Rolls away~
Armor and Weapon stores
o Some look familiar, but others look odd~
Bran
o Hasn’t seen our sort us for a long time.
o Quite rare
Ren
o “So you’re an actual human and not just some kind of creature in disguise, right?”
o Rude.
o “It’s not the same.” – when Ren notes that Bran is half-human.
Ooliteal
o 7 languages
o Sylvan, Minotaurs, Draconic, Primordial, Common
o Tavern (we were looking for)
An entity with tentacles for a face~
o Bran says that they eat brains.
I note that portal travel is… relatively Unknown~
Bran
o Doesn’t drink brains, drinks beer
o Seems surprised that we don’t know much about portals
o Thinks that portals summoning demons was odd.
o How unfortunate! We were missing out. (on portal knowledge, not demons)
Copper dragon person
Frog person, Crow person
Incubus or Succubus
o Don’t really exist in Sigil either
Demons
o Come from the Abyssal plane
o Bran seems confused.
Lich opens up a portal
o Or so was recounted.
Planes
o More planes than we can count
§ Thousands, hundreds of thousands, possibly more
o Stars in the sky = worlds
o Sigil
§ Is the place where all planes connect
§ Like a hub of all the planes in existence
§ How exciting~
“An odd feeling, isn’t it? You think that you’re small, and then you realize how small you really are.”
Conclave of half elves in the city
o Minority
o Lafi is upset
The Lich would have to disguise himself
o May have gone in someone else’s body
o “flying around would have attracted the attention of The Lady.”
o A lich is like a flea to the Lady of Pain
The Lady
o Lady of Pain
§ Fitting name.
o One of the Rulers of this city.
o 4 rulers
o Law enforcer, keeps sigil safe and orderly
o Bran has never seen her.
o The other rulers don’t come out much
o Live in the center
o Never really leave
o Heard tales of her showing up to deal with interlopers personally and it’s not pretty
If the portal was closed off there might have been a reason
o Doubts it will just ‘work’ again
o Not an expert
Lafi upset about coming here illegaly
Portal is closed off
o Membraneous is open
o Stone wall is closed
Opening portals
One of the other rulers The Master of Planes
o Sort of ‘shows up and does it.’
Bran doesn’t think we can speak to the rulers of the city.
o They’ll speak to you if they want to.
Very pale androgynous entity asks what to get us.
o ‘will retrieve the nottin’
o Very intriguing~
We need to make money.
o Sigil is the best place you could be in for it.
o Plenty of jobs.
o Jobs where you go to other worlds to do a thing! How exciting~
§ [blot] I can’t help but wonder; might I have actually come from another world then? Might I have come over, or been pulled over, might I have been summoned and then forced into a body? Did I come from that ‘place in the stars’ that What is Not showed? Or was I to go there? Is that here? I need a better vantage, perhaps I will inquire, perhaps I will see if Not or that rod might show me again.
Sigil is the first
World Bran last came from
o Humans and elves and other strange creatures, potato people
o Just seemed like potatoes
Lafi
o Shouldn’t eat people~
Bran agrees with me, that this place is amazing~
Sal (or Lipcue, or Sastra..??)
o We’re gonna eat a weird thing~
Ren looked like she heard something
o What they said was that they commissioned something from Drumthen the Soul Smith
Can embue the souls of the dead into items
o Can fix the vessels that have been broken.
Creethon district
o Very well known as a powerful soul smith - Drumthen
o May be a smuggler
Lafi seems worried about us accidentally making enemies
o Likely concerned Ren will be very… blunt and demanding about what she wants.
o I think we need to go ahead and see what he wants.
We get brought some weird greenish, gelatneous beef-smelling thing~
o Note: I imagine these notes will have absolutely no consistency to them and it’s amazing~
Ren drinks more at talk of her having died.
Lafi mentions the Prophesy.
Bran hasn’t heard of a Hua
Saint
o Perhaps he is from here..?
o Seems comfortable.
o Everyone seems to like him.
o I note that Fridiel could have known Saint, but all seem to wish it ignored.
Dragonborn
o Outside of the Conclave not many half elves seen
o Emerald Dragonborn
Tore open the veil in an effort to take over the world
o 30 years ago
o They just died.
The Lady basically killed everybody
o But those who immediately bent the knee
o Either piss yourself or drop to one knee
15 feet tall, but can be tall as she needs to be
o Rumor
o Calm lake
o Looks sort of like a lake
o There is something that will completely destroy you if you are foolish enough to jump in
o If you abide by the rules, she will leave you be
o Fairly attractive
o Spikey leather
o 15 foot tall assets
§ Better not hear the cops hear you say that
Drawl
o The dragonborn
o Noted that I write a lot.
Scholar
o According to Lafi~
o Asked if I work for the Duchess of Knowledge
The Duchess of Knowledge
o One of the Rulers (Lady of Pain, Duchess of Knowledge, Master of Planes, Lord of Dominion)
o Keeper of all of the Knowledge that has been collected throughout the Planes
o If you have a question, her scholars can often give you the answer.
o “If they don’t know, nobody does.”
§ … Interesting~
§ Note: Would it not be intriguing to ask them all manner of things just to see what is left Unknown~ Perhaps I could ask one of them what I am~ Perhaps I could ask them all manner of Riddles~ I must say, I’m incredibly curious of their disposition.
o Note: I had the chance to surpass her~ Terrible~
o Note: I wonder if she is omnipotent, and thus, I could guess what her existence would be like then. How awful. In that case, would those scholars just be attempting to peel Knowledge from her while she merely is with no aim..? Though that would not be much of a Ruler, unless she is but a resource. . .
o Note: I also wonder if she would dislike me, considering my affiliations. The Unknown is ever more vast and powerful in the realm of sentience than Knowledge, for all comes from and returns to the Unknown; sentience cannot be so without it, but it can be without sentience. It’s just… far more boring. Yet, the Unknown does tend towards Knowledge seekers, for they must seek. But Knowledge. . . I do not know how Knowledge would feel about the Unknown. True, What is Not is the drive to find What Is, so perhaps that balance would be respected. I would hope so. And I certainly do not wish to get in the way of seeking Knowledge, for that is to be heedless of Unknowledge.
Scholars
o Found at the Library
o He doesn’t seem to know where the Library is.
No maps of the city.
Many people get lost.
Settle down where you are and deal with it.
Tore open the veil, plane travel was originally theorized.
Theorized
o One of the elders that did not die.
o See what they knew of the planes before ‘tearing open the veil’.
o Perhaps how they did it.
Corathol district
o 1mile and a half skyward, sharp right turn at the gargoyles will come upon Drawl’s people
Master Zed = Dragonborn elder
o Very forthcoming.
‘Way of the Sigilian to help out’.
Questions asked of jumping too high and the result being falling up or what~
o Only answer is it’d have to be /really/ high.
o … I was tempted to teleport to see~
Don’t want to fall off, there’s no getting you back~
Ren
o Asked what his story is.
Only city in all the planes that can fix anything you need fixed.
Asked of currency of our world.
Gold is useless in Sigil
o Chut is the one that all
o Gold exchange rate isn’t that great.
o Make children’s toys out of it.
That Drink
o Mysterious looking
o Lafi “I can taste infinity!” Though she says it tastes bad.
o She’s.. going on a journey~
o [There are some unintelligible … scribbles? Language? It’s uncertain what’s being written here.]
o A Welcome
o It only happens the first time. Unfortunate.
o Sober up very quickly.
o Lafi.. held onto me~ [blot] It was nice.
Bran
o Mercenary, typically works alone, but will hang out with us for a while.
o Thinks we are the most interesting thing he’s seen in Sigil for a long time~ How flattering~
o A Bard, looking for a good song
o Has a rapier
o Doesn’t know a bard named Jon
Note: Remember to speak to the others about The Choices.
Chasm
o People gather around a circle, there is a flash of light, and they are gone.
§ Some sort of teleportation..? How exciting~
§ ‘Short Range Teleporter’
§ Somewhat magical, not entirely.
o Down the chasm, there is just Nothingness below~
o There are stars all about, like looking up into the night.
o Lafi is worried about me jumping into it~
o How intriguing.
[a circle of runes here]
Teleporting!
o Have to pay the toll (5 chuts each)
o Feels like standing on a wall, before things right~
o Lafi and Ren don’t like it.
The metal ring is the same as the one we’ve seen
o Around Ardor
o Around all the portals we’ve encountered
o It seems to be around a metal dome in the center of Sigil.
Bran
o The center ring of Sigil is where the Rulers are
o Hasn’t seen this metal ring anywhere else, only there.
§ Note: How odd. And yet it’s not only around a central city where we’re from, but also appeared around the portal we just came through, showed up or was present for the Lich’s portal, the portal opened near Krieg’s tribe. [blot] Are they connected? Is there some sort of connection between the Rulers of Sigil and where those demons were coming from?
o Likes me~
o So does Lafi~
§ There’s a warmth as I consider~
