#lady killer

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Teddypine, but make it that one scene from Gueule d'amour (1937)

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Everyone is gay and or a criminal*(a) AU.

Ladybug is a Robin Hood type "lady killer", beloved by the public and the media for her Miraculous escapes from law enforcement, when in fact she is just "Captain Jack Sparrow"-ing it & is pulling those escapes out of thin air by the skin of her teeth. Her goal is to save her family's bakery and live a life of luxury and self-indulgence with as many of the most beautiful girls*(b) in Paris, willing to share her, as possible.

Cat Noir is feared as Ladybug's bodyguard, who is in fact a well meaning but bumbling idiot of an assistant (of Three Stooge-ian proportions), who can turn even the most immobile of assignments into wanton Destruction. His goal is to obtain the funds to escape his father and run away with the man*(c) he loves.

Ladybug: *returning with a diamond, to find guards needing a hospital, turns angrily to Chat Noir* "What did you do?"

Chat Noir: *whose only job was to hold perfectly still and to make bird noises if security came by* "Alright, but you can't be mad at me."

Ladybug: "What! Did you Do!"

Chat Noir: "Okay first, I was minding my own business."

Ladybug: "BULLSHIT!"

*(a) Inspired by the saying "Be gay, do crime".

*(b) author's choice of if Marinette has one girlfriend or all the girlfriends.