Jenny: Fifty five...fifty six…fifty seven…
Dina: *enters* what are you counting?
Jenny: ssshhh fifty eight…fifty nine.
Dina: Is that Twilight?
Jenny: *reads until the end of page 15*Indeed.
Dina: *crosses arms*
Jenny: I’m counting the number of general mistakes; grammatical, scientific, common sense-
Dina: You need to get a job or I swear to God-
Jenny: -consistency errors
Dina: I’m not going to threaten you, but this is going overboard.
Jenny: I’m a literature student; I don’t have time for jobs.
Dina: You have time to analyze books that are not even classed as literature.
Jenny: You write a blog for money!
Dina: And you write a blog for nothing!
Jenny: You are a traitor.
Dina: You don’t even write very much. Tumblr hardly counts as a-
Jenny: I feel like we’re an old married couple please stop insulting me because I have a copy of Twilight in my lap.
Dina: *gets a list up on her phone and shoves it in Jenny’s face* House rule number one.
Jenny: Why did we write that list it only has one rule.
Dina: ’NO TWILIGHT IN THE HOUSE’
Jenny: I wasn’t going to leave it here! I got it from the library.
Dina: You have charges to pay for overdue books. You haven’t been at the library for weeks.
Jenny: Fine I ordered it from Amazon but I was going to let you vandalize it!
Dina: *gasp* We don’t own any John Green books but we own Twilight..*sits down* it has come to this..
Jenny: Don’t worry, we’ll burn it.
Dina: I don’t burn books.
Jenny: WE’RE NOT BURNING BOOKS WE’RE BURNING TWILIGHT.
