Okay just one more post about Kyoshi’s makeup I promise:
Kyoshi: I think I should start not wearing any makeup when I go into negotiations from now on
Kirima: oh? Why is that?
Kyoshi, excitedly: everyone’s literally terrified of me! It’s the best! When I don’t wear makeup people start stuttering, they get all red, avoid eye contact, plus they keep giving us what we want! They’ve even been offering us more than what we ask for!
Jinpa, sighing: they’ve just been flirting with her the whole time. I don’t know how to break it to her. She’s so happy thinking people are petrified of her
Kirima: even so, we should probably try to convince Kyoshi to wear makeup during the meetings again. I think Topknot might actually go into psychosis
Rangi, after spending a full hour watching HER girlfriend get hit on: *severe eye twitching, veins popping, with parts of her clothes on fire*
Jinpa: yeah, Rangi’s mental health is taking a hard hit. I’ll talk to Kyoshi at dinner. For now, I’m gonna let her have this
Kyoshi: I AM THE SCARIEST WOMAN ALIVE! ALL MUST FEAR ME!
