I ❤️ SHITTY MOVIES ABOUT LOSER NERDS!!!!!! FANBOYS (2009) IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!
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I ❤️ SHITTY MOVIES ABOUT LOSER NERDS!!!!!! FANBOYS (2009) IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!
where’s the windows to my zoe fr … (i actually could have one but due to commitment issues i couldn’t let myself Actually get a windows . sad)

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Title: Barely Lethal
Rating: PG-13
Director: Kyle Newman
Cast: Hailee Steinfeld, Sophie Turner, Samuel L. Jackson, Dove Cameron, Jessica Alba, Thomas Mann, Gabriel Basso, Emma Holzer, Rob Huebel, Jaime King, Rachael Harris, Dan Fogler, Jason Ian Drucker, Toby Sebastian
Release year: 2015
Genres: action, comedy, romance, adventure
Blurb: A 16-year-old international assassin yearning for a normal adolescence fakes her own death and enrols as a senior in a suburban high school, but she quickly learns that being popular can be more painful than getting waterboarded.
Dungeons & Dragons cookbook lets you cook like a wizard, eat like an orc
Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook author Kyle Newman talks about what inspired him to make fantasy food a reality.
Read my interview & last CNET article.
In 1998, with the aid of William Shatner and Harry Knowles, friends Eric, Hutch, Windows, and Zoe travel cross country and attempt to break their friend Linus into George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch so that he can see a prerelease cut of The Phantom Menace before Linus died from cancer. (Fanboys, flm)
“Taylor is the most incredible woman. She has built an empire on Songbird level music, but also you don’t kinda get to that level without a scratch on you media-wise without actually being a really nice person. And she really is. We met through my ex very briefly at Disney once, and then out of the blue she texts me and was like, ‘Hey, would you ever think of being in a music video?’ And I was like maybe, like I just finished a film so I wasn’t working but I was a bit like, ‘Yeah, depends who is it for?’ And she said, ‘Oh, it would be for me.’ And I went, ‘Yeah, okay, I’ll do it.’ She was the most supportive - cause I was nervous, it’s Taylor Swift, I was nervous - and she was really supportive and friendly, she knew the crew’s names - which sounds like such a silly thing but it’s not something that happens all the time, and it is a really important thing. She was just such a light to be around, and I imagine still is, we haven’t spoken in a while, but it was just such an amazing experience and she’s such an inspirationally amazing young woman that I can only wish her the best and thank her for steering my career in the right direction. [About Style music video] Kyle Newman was the director, and the concept of mirrors and reflections and projection and stuff like that was not only sort of his brainchild, but he actually did it all. The only thing that was green-screened was the mirror in front of our faces that had each others faces in them, but everything else - the projection, all of that - that was all physically done on set. It was absolutely incredible.”
– Dominic Sherwood on working with Taylor for “Style” music video (IG Live, June 30th 2020)

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Barely Lethal (2015)
With all this craziness going on, Netflix Party offers us a chance to share a movie even if we’re in different locations. So knowing that, why watch anything worthwhile? This week, here’s to lovable garbage.
Barely Lethal is a film that allegedly was released in 2015, but feels like it came from a decade earlier. The top-tier CGI was certainly poached from 2005, to say nothing of the song selection. Hailee Steinfeld plays an assassin-turned-foreign-exchange-student (from the Great White North of Canada) to pursue her dream of being a Normal Teenage Girl after watching Clueless and Mean Girls. Hey, movie! You don’t get points for name-dropping other, better teen comedies to give yourself pedigree. But hey, at least Steinfeld gives a few more fucks than Sam L Jackson and a few degrees more realism than whatever Jessica Alba is going for in her performance. But hey. At the very least, you’ll be constantly clued into where Megan is at: her constant narration verges on noir tier, minus the dark intrigue.
THE RULES SIP
Narration starts.
Location-establishing text.
Someone says ‘GOOCH’ or ‘Canada’.
Megan names a movie.
83 is a shitty assassin.
BIG DRINK
Ke$ha perfume mentioned.
Megan identifies a high school archetype.
Regina, SK jokes.
Someone says ‘nickle’. Stop trying to make ‘nickle’ happen!
Sarchal: The Forgotten History of Tehran’s Jewish Ghetto
By Kyle Newman