#kwamaeggshells

I keep forgetting that the sole reason I fell in love with TES elves back in the day was because they have weird as fuck facial features and the games make little effort to make them look conventionally attractive. The only exception I can think of are the cinematic ESO trailers, which is a bit unfortunate. Like, why can't elves just be straight up ugly sometimes. I want the awful supremacist elves to look weird and creepy and nonhuman. I want the carnivorous forest elves to make me think of bugs. I want the elves that live in ash and ride insects all day to look like it too. They literally look alien and that's cool as fuck. Shoutout to everyone who draws elves that actually look strange and otherworldly. Nothing wrong with drawing your blorbos with more human features but whoever vibes with ugly elves is goated asf

For real it will never not be funny to me that in Morrowind every single person is fucking rude to you except for the antagonist that you need to kill

Don't ever stop being insane about the blorbo. It's good for the soul

Okay can someone tell the elder scrolls RP blogs to please tag their posts properly as RP because it's all over my feed and I can't even filter them out without constantly blocking them... It's not even that I'm against RP or think it's cringe or "attention seeking" but it's getting hard to tell the shitpost gimmicks apart from RP. These have been part of tumblr culture since the dawn of time but really I'm just not into this specific type of whimsy </3

Don't be a coward, if sheogorath says trans rights then we should trans his gender too. It's SHEogorath now