#krstoffcrs

     - ‘ HA, LOOK. ’ she turned her phone to show her brother maybe the fifth bad headline with her name on it she’d seen in a three minute search. ‘ threat. they used the word threat. did they ever say it about his majesty when he decided to become france’s sugar daddy ? ’ / @krstoffcrs​

hshq’s program yearbook.

“ wait. kristoffer ? ” she was squinting as if it would turn his black mask transparent. a few notes of laughter bubbled from her throat and she leaned a bit forward. she removed the straw from her third... or sixth drink, and pointed it at the norwegian prince. “ you clearly understand me. there really is no better color than black. ” her legs were crossed and she absentmindedly kept flexing the ankle of her left foot. “ how’s your evening ? an uneventful night or a regular one ? ” ( @krstoffcrs​ )

     - ‘ WHY IS being a decent person so fucking hard ? ’ she was tired. / @krstoffcrs​

     - ‘ I’M GONNA start hiring escorts so you don’t come to these events alone. it’s really sad that your little sister has a date and you stay third wheeling to thore. ’ / @krstoffcrs​

     - ‘ SO WHAT are you supposed to be, a human sized tampon ? brother, brother, white suits are just not a good look. on anybody. how do you expect to get laid like this ? ’ / @krstoffcrs​

❝ YOU DON'T LOOK like you're losing your mind at all. ❞ she lied, entering her brother's office with a cup of hot coffee she picked up on her way back from class. ❝ i'm still not your assistant, this is a treat from a good sister. hire one. ❞ / @krstoffcrs