Apr 26, 2025
Pt. 2
Oh, Chrisler, isn't nature beautiful?
The clamour of innumerable birds-
The fresh flavor of petrichor-
And this Camus Bulb in my hand-
It will surely satiate this forager for today!
Pg. 6
[Look, BUSTER. I know a thing or two about wild plants-]
[-and that is NOT a Camus Bulb.]
[In fact, it looks NOTHING like a real plant.]
[The details are all wrong, as if it were-]
[-Oh, you're THAT AI-generated foraging book.]
[I should've known, with how you don't actually look the part.]
Pt. 2
Oh, but I indeed am a collector of nature's bounties!
Are my brown, comfy slacks not enough?
Are my manuverable sneakers unfit as evidence?
Or are you suspect of my authentic Corean easy digger?
It was a recent purchase, you see!
Pg. 7
[Shut up.]
