#koyd

General Villainy kids (ft Blondie and Apple cameo) redesigns for a post Next Top Villain AU where Duchess successfully aced the hexam and got transferred to Advanced class...

Drinks all of the coffee: kira is always a slut for coffee and boyd always drinks some too bc although he knows it doesn’t do anything for him he knows she’s v proud of how she makes it and it’s important to her so he drinks it anyway

Brings up adopting a pet: YES but kira is a dog person and boyd is (ironically) a cat person so they surprise each other with both (”oH MY GOD YOU DID NOT BRING HOME A DOG FOR ME??” “kira u brought home a cat on the same fucking day jesus”

Kills the bugs: they both put them outside bc “BUGS  HAVE SOULS, BOYD” “okay i promise i’ll put them outside”

Cooks the meals: whoever’s home

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: KIRA and boyd does not mind one little bit at all he puts on the santa clause hat and starts carving the pumpkins the minute she brings it out

Initiates the couple selfies: kira always

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: neither

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: both

Nicknames the other: boyd calls kira “ki ki,” “kir,” “special k,” “hon” (though he always spells it “hun” because he thinks it’s funny), and “babe.” kira uses “b,” “baby,” “love,” “vern,” “v,” and “doll.”