#kowalski

Madagascar franchise + Planet of the Apes Planet of the Apes (1968) Madagascar (2005) The Penguins of Madagascar || 2.02 It's About Time (2010) Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

@gifevents #2: i understood that reference

Life goes on. A year or couple years later you travel go on tour in Kenya on the animal reserve, get stranded in the fucking wild for who knows how many days, weeks. Whatever you meet other New Yorkers cause everyone from New York decided to go on the same vacation you fucking guess. Whatever. Anyways y'all hungry and feral you capture a lion to eat (we eating lions now but hey better than starving) another lion shows up and it's like what the fuck is going on.

Then the first lion starts fucking dancing, and you're like, wait. You've been going to the NY Zoo for fucking years, you know that dance. It's the same fucking dancing lion, that apparently died at sea, and escaped all those years ago, out in the fucking African perserve. It's not attacking it's fucking dancing, and y'all are like omg it's Alex the lion, y'all this is not a drill. And then the other fucking lion starts dancing too. How is this your life? Like no one is going to believe this is if you ever make it home. You're half starved delusional, cheering, then some old lady shoots them, they leave in a crate held by monkeys. What?

But can you imagine, finally when you're rescued going home and telling people you saw Alex the fucking dancing lion in the wild after being stranded. What a fucking trip?

And then years later he's brought back to the zoo by some French lady, and you're like hell fucking yeah! but also like wait wasn't he in Africa? how the fuck is he back in NY? Other people who don't know he was in Africa are like didn't he die? But whatever you go to see him. Then a giant fucking floating circus shows up, and in the chaos of balloons, fireworks, whatever the fuck is going on, the French lady is in the cage now. Alex the dancing lion is gone. you thought you saw him in the circus. did the circus steal zoo animals?

I drew some cuddly penguins. Not really height accurate because I didn't feel the need to check while drawing

 "You know what you got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other. And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is." -Skipper

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