Chrollo

He tries to be unbothered. He really tries.

You wake up wrapped around him like a vine, arm under his shirt, leg over his hip, and your Nen has accidentally summoned like… some sort of ability.

Chrollo simply resumes stroking your hair like nothing happened.

Secretly finds your sleep-hugging adorable but would never say it. Keeps his arm around you protectively all night.

If you sleepwalk, he will calmly follow behind you like a babysitter. 

Pakunoda

You slap her with a pillow in your sleep once and she just lies there with a hand over her eye like 😑.

She sleeps pretty light, so the first time you clung to her like a body pillow, she was stiff as hell- completely unused to being cuddled.

After a few nights though, she starts letting you wrap around her. She never asks for it, but she’ll rub your back gently when you latch onto her.

She’s absolutely fascinated by your unconscious use of Nen.

Nobunaga

You're flailing, kicking, and talking in your sleep while he’s trying to nap and he just sighs so loud like: “THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

You end up curled on top of him one night, drooling on his chest and muttering about pasta, and he lowkey melts a little.

He starts to get used to your chaos. “Tch…damn brat,” he mutters as he tucks a blanket over you and pats your head.

Will 100% tease you about it the next day in front of everyone. “She fights in her sleep harder than half you bastards do awake.”

Machi

Wakes up tangled in her own threads because your Nen activated mid-dream and she had to thread you down to the bed to keep you from flipping off the mattress.

Acts pissed. She's always acting pissed.

But she always ends up being the big spoon anyway because she knows you settle down when you’re being held.

Will knock you out with acupuncture points if you’re sleepwalking too far. Not malicious- just efficient.

Quietly likes how much you cling to her. Won’t say it out loud, but her fingers always stay curled around your sleeve while you sleep.

Shizuku

She sleeps like a corpse, so when you roll over and wrap around her like a heating pad, she doesn’t even move.

It’s actually kind of perfect. You wiggle around like crazy, but once you latch onto her, you stop.

Sometimes she wakes up with you full-body draped over her, snoring into her neck, and just blinks like “oh…okay.”

One time your Nen activated and destroyed a lamp across the room in your sleep and she didn’t even flinch. She just pulled the blanket over your head like “cozy time.”

Bonolenov

You accidentally elbow him in the chest and he just reverberates with a hollow “bong.”

You keep ending up tangled in his wrappings and muttering apologies.

He thinks you're fascinating. A human with chaotic, instinctual Nen? That’s beautiful to him.

He sleeps like a statue, but he’ll gently adjust your position if you look uncomfortable or are about to fall off the bed.

If you hug him, he holds you close and hums lowly. The sound calms you down- even mid-sleep.

Franklin

This man is a fortress. You roll into him mid-sleep and bounce off like a sack of potatoes.

If you somehow manage to crawl on top of him, he’ll just lay there and go back to sleep with a faint “mm.”

Your chaos does not faze him. You’re yelling in your sleep, gripping his arm like a lifeline, and he’s just snoring away.

He likes it though. It’s rare for him to be someone’s comfort object, and you make him feel safe in a weird way.

Kortopi

This poor creature is NOT used to sharing a bed.

The first time your Nen lashes out in your sleep he has a panic attack.

But you clutch him like a teddy bear and mutter something about his fluffy hair, and he just malfunctions like: “...ok 🧍‍♂️”

Eventually, he creates a copy of a pot or something to switch out with when he needs to go sleep in peace, but he always comes back to you in the morning.

Feitan

This little demon child kicks back if you hit him in your sleep. It becomes a nightly war zone.

“Tch. Move… again and I’ll cut your toes off.” (He will not. He lets you curl up beside him every night.)

One time you sleepwalk into his torture tools and he physically carries you back like a grumpy cat.

Secretly adores how warm you are. When you cling to him tightly, mumbling nonsense into his hoodie, he pulls you in tighter under the covers and watches you sleep with unsettling fondness.

Phinks

Gets mad every time you elbow him in the ribs, but still shows up to bed like clockwork.

“Sleep on your damn side- HEY! STOP MOVING!”

Deep down he finds your neediness cute. He starts sleeping with an arm already waiting so you can snuggle against his side.

He’ll grumble about it in front of the others, but if you stop cuddling him, he’s sulky and weird the whole next day.

Uvogin

You body slammed this man in your sleep and he thought it was hilarious.

“HAHAHA you’re like a little gremlin!” he says while holding you in a death grip so you don’t fall off again.

You flail all night and he just lies there like a brick wall. You can’t phase him.

You drool on his chest and he acts like he’s grossed out, but in reality he lets you use his arm as a pillow every night.

Shalnark

Thinks it’s the funniest, cutest thing ever.

“You almost punched me in the face last night- do you remember what you were dreaming about?”

Starts installing little gadgets around the room to track your sleep movements because he’s genuinely curious.

Loves when you wrap around him like a little baby koala. He starts sleeping shirtless so you’ll cling even tighter.

Sleep-talking? He records it and plays it back for fun, especially if you say something about loving him.

Illumi

Is genuinely baffled by your behavior. “Why are you not unconscious and still?” he asks while poking your cheek.

Tries to pin you down with needles once. You fling him across the room in your sleep.

He’s intrigued. He starts studying your sleep-Nen with clinical curiosity but eventually gets weirdly possessive over being your cuddle buddy.

You cling to him like a security blanket, and it makes his heartbeat flutter in a way he doesn’t understand. He likes it.

Hisoka

This man is horny about it. You cling to him in your sleep? He’s making the dirtiest comments in the morning.

“Mm, such a needy little thing, even while dreaming~ What exactly were you dreaming about, my dear?”

If your Nen lashes out, he’ll just giggle like it’s a fun game. You accidentally sock him in the jaw? He licks the blood and says, “Encore.”

LOVES that you cuddle him. He wraps himself around you like a spider, legs and arms everywhere. You can’t escape.

so honestly i feel like illumi doesn’t care much abt appearances, i mean no offense but look at his fashion sense..needless to say hisoka has clearly influenced his..😭 but still?? pins in your clothes? i mean i guess it’s for convenience of his nen…i can’t tho 😭😭 POINT IS he’s no one to judge even if he doesn’t like your fashion style. so something as classic as a red robe is something he surely won’t have a problem with. why would he? as long as your performance doesn’t go down because of it or something, so what? that’s pretty much all the troupe’s opinion tbh 🤷‍♀️

a cold person you say? sounds familiar to illumi! real familiar…(this guys whole family is paid murderers) no hesitation to end lives?? hisoka got competition on that prenup….🤣🤣 not actually, but it’s funny isn’t it?? 😂 😂😂 no seriously your character is just as twisted and evil as him really. i’d be shocked if you don’t join him and hisoka to make a trio when you warm up to the troupe. and your habit of not announcing yourself doesn’t go unnoticed, but he doesn’t need to say anything since he’s very observant. essentially im saying, you don’t need to say anything for him to notice. especially since change in the air pressure when you walk in is telling, and he certainly takes note of it. rarely speaking besides insults doesn’t bother him much either. actually not at all! illumi truly has his priorities straight, insults have quite literally never hurt him and being quiet and eerie sort of runs in the family sooo.. 😗😙

being ignorant and disrespectful isn’t a deal breaker in the slightest, a sensitive assassin just sounds like an insult in itself to him. clearly one would need more training if they bruise from mere words. leaving mid sentence during boring conversations is actually quite reasonable to him. why waste what could be used to create a valuable plan or put action to plans? if there’s anything you can infer about him it’s when things don’t go to his plan, he is a manipulator after all, of course he wants control. and there’s no room for fruitless babbling in said plan. it’s good that you don’t discriminate who you kill no matter they’re looks, morals or powers. i mean, by his moral code anyway. that’s how he decides where to place you by the way. and for the record, you’re way above most! (but again i don’t think that matters to you, you cold hearted son of a freak 😂😂🩷)

being masculine doesn’t much matter to him. gender doesn’t affect things in his eyes, efficiency does. and being a silent killer is certainly most efficient! im serious, you could be a potential marriage candidate for him if you were ever interested!

hate at first sight is something he’s not against. he typically ignores anyone who’s not important to him, kills anyone in his way and only has the basic conversations needed with those he seems to actually matter. it’s just funny to me how his entire perspective of how he views you is based off whether he cares about that thing or not. which i guess is how people are, but it’s just really prominent with illumi, so the fact that your passing his standards with flying colors is hilarious 😂😂🤣

for the record illumi doesn’t mind your glaring either. he’ll notice it but won’t question. it doesn’t surprise him seeing as though your entire demeanor is based off being the entirety of the human race’s biggest hater. 😊(😭😂🤣) oh and neither does using a voice changer either. i say that because i feel like he can tell. it just feels like he would have an inkling that you do. if ya arch my drift 🤷‍♀️🤪

illumi joins pretty late in the game so you not showing up besides when chrollo calls you really doesn’t affect him. plus that really applies for all the members right? none of them have to come if they don’t wanna, they just do out of loyalty.

even if you’re uncooperative for missions illumi really doesn’t care abt the phantom troupe’s agenda, so it doesn’t matter to him much. esp since he’s literally just there for his agreement with hisoka, but if it affects his situation in the moment he would just take over and handle it himself. not that, that would get you on his good side since illumi seems like the type to have an intolerance for incompetence/incapable people (which is hilarious because you’re far from that), not that you care anyway 🤗 so..i guess it’s not a horrible situation??

oh yeah! and as far as you being physically cold at most if he’s starting to see you as a potential partner in marriage to strengthen the family, he’d be concerned if it’s due to sickness or not. (wait til bro finds out your backstory 😭😭)

at first he, like everyone else thought you were a conjurer. since in fights you spawn your huge nen scythes. as powerful as you were he sees no qualms with that abilities. and he quite favors attack type abilities if i do say so myself with my own opinion.

but when he finds out your real nen type is not only his own, manipulator, but also insanely powerful, thats probably what sealed the deal to marry you he becomes greatly intrigued, having great affinity interest in powerful people, and powerful people only.

“White Noise” a transparent white nen screen that appears around you when you activates your ability. it hacks minds, controls nervous systems, distorts facts & realities, controls line of thoughts, steals nen types, hatsus’ & abilities, can make you forget a truth & believe a lie, searches in web (internet) & in minds. searches in minds of dead people. great computer skills, etc. with hacking is x1,000 better than shalnarks. it can help a LOT in interrogations, even if you prefer not to use it, enjoying the slow method, finding it more efficient. even though white noise is a powerful hatsu, you rarely use it as it’s a waste of energy and spends a lot of nen. plus it makes stuff too easy, so you mostly use other abilities n skills. now THAT is a nen ability he can get behind and definitely wants in his family! if you were to when you get together (he’s plotting it atp. like actually) he’s 100% gonna try and convince you to use your ability more and suggest (the rigorous and genuinely torturous 😃) zoldyck training to enhance your nen capacity 😉👍 (blink twice if you need help. once? i’ll check in after the wedding…)

when he realizes you’re warming up to the troupe he doesn’t do anything about it. he again, doesn’t care for them. warming up to him though, you’re relationship might start to look like his and hisoka’s. that friendship benefit like relationship. (bc illumi “has no friends” ☝️🤓) (yeah right boi)

so i mean seeing as though these hcs have basically been a checklist for why he’ll marry you now, he’s probably one of the easiest to get with! (in your specific case 🗿) now if he has actual romantic emotional feelings that’s a whole different situation. you’ll literally never get him to admit it and he won’t ever cater to them. he doesn’t even know how to process them and won’t for the life of him. (like literally, as in bc of his lifestyle/upbringing 🤣🤣 [😃😅]) happy marriage though! you’re literally made for each other so i’m sure you’ll have a beautiful relationship <33 (as murderous and emotionally stagnant as it is ☺️)

Shizuku:

shizuku’s turn!! (you have no idea i wrote sm for illumi 😭 i adore how his turned out tho so worth itttt 🤪😜) as a girl who just swears a black turtle neck and some jeans i think she’s pretty okay with how you look! even if ominous. as a troupe member she’s not intimidated by basically anything. she’s the threat in the first place how could she be 😂 she’d find you mysterious though! thats for sure :) she’d definitely be curious about you, ironic i know since she’s likely to forget if your new. of course she’ll ask anyway! (more than once, until she remembers 😭)

weirdly enough your cold personality n habits only intrigue shizuku further. she does wonder what drove you to be this way. don’t get me wrong she’s used to people being jerks, heartless, etc. she’s a cold blooded killer herself! even though they call themselves thieves instead 🤣 but still! she’s already know the rest of the members for a minute now, so you being new she’s puzzled with your demeanor. especially with that fact that you refuse to speak outside of insults 😭😂😂 the first time she heard your voice only grabbed her attention even more. for it to sound so cold and lifeless, robotic. just like you! it’s ironic to her, and very fitting. im on the fence on whether she would know it’s a voice changer or not. she would either know right away through personally knowledge or possible figure out through shal since he’s good with tech and would surely know it the second he hears it. or she would have no idea and just think your voice truly matches you 🤣🤣 most the times you open your mouth for once it’s literally an insult, she doesn’t pay much attention to it in the moment but she does note that you don’t seem to plan on contributing to planning or discussions whatsoever. 🤭😂😂

ignorant and disrespectful. leaving mid sentence. indiscriminate killing.

announcing your presence with a change in air pressure (even if unintentionally) is something she definitely acknowledges and is fascinated by. she’ll even ask “how did you do that?” to which you most likely either ignore her existence or reply with an insult :) “of course a feeble minded nit wit like you wouldn’t know.” (POOR SHIZUKU 😭😭)

being masculine or feminine doesn’t change her opinion of you. regardless of whether you act like the daintiest damsel or the manliest macho man (LOL 😂😂) you’re still gonna be one thing for certain—cruel. so what if you act like a dude, it’s not like anyone can really tell what gender you are under that cloak of yours, and your voice is so robotic it couldn’t possibly be your real one. you are the definition of mystery and your gender isn’t the first one she’s trying to solve (spoiler she’s more interested in what made you so heartless your every word is an insult 🗿)

hating people at first sight sounds kinda wild to her. really just because she always keeps a straight face to basically everything, implying she doesn’t take a lot personally, is an observer and thinks rationally. she’d rather focus on troupe missions, and whether that person is actually getting in the way of what she needs to do than personal matters of whether she likes someone for their morals and whatnot. she doesn’t really care that you do it, though. (it’s so freeing that the troupe doesn’t judge by your looks, power or personality like it’s high key so cute 🙏💌)

glaring at everyone including her doesn’t ruffle shizuku in the slightest. (ngl y’all are polar opposites w that one. your always squinting your eyes to glare at people and she has ginormous big eyes like this

⚫️👄⚫️) 😂😂😂 I CRACK MYSELF UP. the only way she’d say smth abt it is if it could actually possibly pertain to the topic, like if shizuku forgets to mention an important part of them mission and you glare at her in that context. she’ll go “what?” and you’ll most likely roll your eyes and quip about her memory before giving a short explanation of what she left out. (writing that just made me ship you and shizu so much-)

the fact that you only show up when chrollo asks you to doesn’t go unnoticed either. shizuku is pretty observant now that i think about it, she just forgets 😭 she’s loyal to the troupe, and wonders your motives for joining if you’re seemingly not actually interested. the only thing she would find about you more of a pain would be if you are uncooperative for missions. not that bugs her since in her eyes everyone in the troupe does their part. so you’d be taking up space (along with hisoka) by simply doing nothing. she doesn’t get actually angry about it. it’s just one of those “you could’ve done smth” moments. esp since your distance, not purposefully annoying (much like, again, hisoka)

when she finds out you’re physically cold one way or another, she most definitely comments on it this time, instead of quietly observing. “oh! you’re cold!” (yeah i think so, shizuku 😭🤦‍♀️💗) “did you get stuck in a fridge or something? why are you so cold” (her and her questions 🫶) “is that why you wear that cloak? to keep warm?” “so does that mean your whole body is cold all the time? doesn’t it bother you?” (I LOVE HER 💕)

she watched closely when she first got to see you fight. assuming you were a conjurer that has scythes for a weapon. and tbh, although you were strong, she thought your fighting style was…not necessarily basic, but normal. yk? cuz scythes are cool don’t get me wrong, but the PT members abilities are just so unique i guess she’s kind of used to more flashy abilities. and sees nothing special of yours, no offense. oh how wrong she is..🤗

when she sees your REAL nen type used against a powerful enemy, things totally switch up. now she knows your true power and clearly, your true stats. which is obviously among the stronger troupe members. and it’s really not even physically, just because of how versatile, technical and complex it is! very flexible and useful, generally overpowered. most likely able to counter most nen types, a rare circumstance! she’d even question if your a specialist and not a manipulator (kinda like kurapika, even tho she doesn’t know that i’m talking to you guys LOL. but yk cuz like all the experiments you went through in that lab as a kid, i wouldn’t doubt if they made you like that somehow, sheesh don’t ask me how)

when you warm up to the troupe she’s surprisingly relieved. well, not really relieved so much as she’s glad you won’t be so stubborn, i’ll say. she wasn’t ever worried in the first place, she doesn’t care. but she’d much rather work well with someone than not, keeps things running smoothly in the troupe. and hisoka is doing a fantastic job stalling that, so they don’t need any more of it. 🤣🤣 she finds it endearing how you now wear their clothes and play games with them, especially playing games, since that’s the troupe’s main pass time. and it’s always fun with more players! she really isn’t the type to care if she loses or not (because she doesn’t often win if not for luck- DARN GENIUSES-) so if your smart/really good and keep beating her, she’ll just keep on playing til she wins! or it’s time to initiate the mission :P she doesn’t brag about winning either, just restarts the game. (she won’t wanna play with you much more if you though, which i doubt since you hardly speak 🗿☺️) she’d also wonder if the reason you started wearing the other members clothes is because yours isn’t warm enough 🗿😭 (even more so if you wear franklin’s or uvogin’s since they’d [most likely] be huge on you) which, this question obviously comes from the time she figured out you’re ice freezing cold 😂

shizuku isn’t likely to realize she has a crush on you. it’s most likely franklin or possible machi that points it out. franklin because he’s around you too the most (if you hang out with shizuku often) and just happens to notice it. and machi because shizuku often talks and asks questions about you. which i think she’d do with every new member, but she has yet to stop asking about you, and machi has a hunch..😏😉🤭

Bonolenov:

okay now i’m ngl if anything he might think your fit is clean. if not then he’ll probably think its traditional wear where you’re from. or simply preference. esp since phinks wears an Egyptian outfit (which idk if it’s confirmed his egyptian tho so don’t quote me) so there are obv other possible members who have certain cultural backgrounds. no matter how he views your appearance he certainly isn’t going to judge it. it’s not like it matters anyway, everyone in the troupe is either weird, flashy or normal. as long as you can still got your hands to steal and are loyal 🤷‍♀️ all that matters

as far as your cold personality i don’t think he would too much comment on that if anything he’d just think “that’s just how they are 🤷” i don’t recall him commenting on much that didn’t matter in the anime. like he would only contribute parts to a conversation that mattered yk? which that’s pretty much all the troupe to a certain degree in serious situations (ahem phinks get in line- 🤣🤣). hardly speaking outside of insults is new though (like yk no one else in the troupe does that). if you just joined he’d think it’s weird for you to willingly join and do nothing but insult instead of helping come up with solutions. or even just interacting with anyone normally. there’s nothing he can do and he’s not about to start an argument with someone who’s fluent in insults. so i doubt he even talks to you for a while 🗿 after you say your remark he just adds another point to the conversation, moving on 😭😭

oh the ignorant and disrespectful you. doing it to other members is kind of just a “looks like they don’t get along” (well yes except it’s with literal everyone 🤣) and if you act this way to him his reaction is “so it looks like they don’t like me either. big surprise” 😂😂 he probably figures out you don’t like him much in the first place by leaving while he was mid sentence. he doesn’t find much point in speaking to you after that if you’re just gonna leave anyway. he’ll talk to the other members or stay silent if it’s just your two on a mission. he’s not the type of guy that just needs noise or ambience/conversation anyway. as for your undiscriminated killing. good! if you were anything less than that…no offense (or maybe all since your always insulting him 😑) but the troupe wouldn’t need you! you’d be said noise that he doesn’t need as i mention earlier (😬) but hey! at least that’s not the case! 🤗😜

your deep emotionlessly robotic voice did initially come as a surprise to him. buuuut eventually he got over it. and by eventually i mean he started expecting it every time you spoke. which i mean isn’t often anyway 🤷‍♀️ :P but yeah since he knows it’s deep now he cares about that just about as much as your appearance. which is not at all 😄👍

being masculine makes sense to him since i mean, to them they only know about your guy form so..🤷‍♀️ which i didn’t realize while writing for illumi LOL but hey uhh shh 🤫 NOW in the case that they’re unaware of your gender or SMTH IDK- i don’t think he would care anyway….🧍 um so idk what to write this do is lowk nonchalant level 8 he hardly cares bro 😭😂😂 moving on…

hate at first sight is a strange concept to him. he could never waste his time of day hating someone immediately. like if that were to ever occur for him, he’d just never bother to even breathe that person’s air. like he would just not associate with him. which is what he does to you anyway, bc he doesn’t hate you but clearly you have a problem with him (and like, all the rest of the troupe members) so he just lets you do what you do in your own lane 🗿🗿 (everyone is wondering why you’re here ☺️)

again, any type of negative feelings or reaction you have with him is NOT reciprocated so glaring at him is just kind of pointless and awkward?? that’s not really the right word but if you were looking to offend him with that you’d probably just be met with a blank stare. behind bandages. (😂)

your refusal to announce yourself didn’t change anything after he figured out you can’t stand literally anyone because even if you did he’d only briefly glance at you on the rare occasion you have smth to say that’s not an insult.

thus announcing your presence (even if unintentional) with a change of air pressure the first time would be intriguing to him. he’d be slightly curious to see if pressure or smth to that affect has smth to do with your nen ability. but after the initial shock he’d just figure out when you’ve arrived at base by said pressure.

speaking of which the fact that you only appear in the base when chrollo calls you doesn’t bother him either. in his pov you don’t do much else besides fight so yeah, makes sense for someone who makes it a point to show they don’t want to be there at every turn. it’s probably better that way. troupe fights aren’t allowed and there’s some pretty hot headed members that might start one between you too one day. so don’t take it personally but the less often you’re there the better. 😄

now if uncooperative for missions he’s just gonna view you as place holder spider. he has absolutely no idea how chrollo hasn’t kicked you out yet but as long as you don’t get in his way he has no qualms with doing all the fighting himself. he’s plenty capable and doesn’t need back up. but listen if you get caught in that one whistle attack (smth abt jupiter i think it’s called) that’s on you buddy. YOU’RE the one who didn’t wanna help. he has to do this by himself and YOUR in the way. you either run or hope you got enough durability to be fine afterwards. it’s up to you, but he’s about to spin now. 🌀🌀 (😂😂)

when he discovers you’re physically cold he’d probably wonder if you have some sort of condition or something (the most accurate guess of all the troupe members yet) or if all that heartlessness is catching up to you 🗿🗿 other than that he doesn’t care. 😘😜 (again). dude is like utterly detached from you ngl. but like why would he stick around sm who hate him like? he’s being reasonable tbh, that’s perfectly valid

so your a friggin CONJURER?? who can make WEAPONS? multiple scythes?? and you still refuse to fight? okay opinion reformed your now a jerk off. what are you doing all this for? 😭 like bro give your position to someone who will do their job we already got hisoka bro we do NOT need you homie. 🙏 - in the case that you don’t help. now as for if you do help, and the troupe initially thinks you’re a conjurer..! well cool i guess dude! like shizuku he kinda finds your ability anticlimactic. and you got no excuse if you have a lot of aura especially. like you could’ve done anything and you chose a regular weapon. you could have done a unique one at the very least. i don’t remember his exact background rn but if there are/was other strong nen users in his clan he’s just disappointed. bc now that means he’s been surrounded by strong nen users all his life (who i just KNOW all had unique abilities) and here you are, a strong nen user, wasting your potential. smh. (😭)

OH OKAY NOWW we’re talkin!!! congratulations! this (your actual nen ability aka white noise) is probably the ONLY reason he tolerates you and why an enemies to lovers with him is possible!! hehe up coming headcanon spoilerrr :P bc now you’re actually useful!!! and not fighting (if you don’t) actually makes sense!!!!1!!11! you reserve your energy for the big guns! when it counts! wow, now he’s starting to wonder if there’s a reason for that bad attitude of yours! (😭🗿🗿) (there is. but is there a cure? no.)

after warm up to the troupe is the second ‘only reason’ (LOL) why he tolerates you. and boy has it been a long time coming. a true enemies to lovers i’ll tell ya! at this point though he’ll start acknowledging you and what you say (aside from the insults really, he takes what you say and cross those out mentally, it’s not like they help or anything…..) and you play games with the troupe now!! even wearing their clothes?? that indefinitely confused him. turns out were a big softie then??? to some degree anyway, i guess. - Bono

muaahahahaha the most interesting part….his new found crush on you!!!! 😼👩‍🔬🧪⚗️🔭 (it makes me feel like a mad scientist. don’t ask you won’t get an answer.) he’s more confused than he’s ever been in his life as to why he likes you now. to be fair he never hated you back. but it’s just weird that now that you don’t hate him, he likes you. could it be that…he liked you all along? nah! probably not! 😊 thing is, you just stopped hating him, and everyone else. and you still insult everyone anyway. wouldn’t kind of ruin that to tell you? yeah nvm he’s never telling you. but he’s kind of okay with that 😉🤷

Franklin:

he’d find your red robe to be just fine. and now that i see him in the gif (LOL) it reminds me a lot of feitan. except you’ve got a hood that covers your face soo. but anyway! since it does look like fei’s he’d obv be fine with it seeing as though he doesn’t judge him for his. and again, the classic literally no one in the troupe cares abt that stuff. or like, anyone in hxh..😋 esp since this guy is just frankenstein in sm overalls man who is he to hate 😭😂😂🤣 at least your aura farming 😜😂😂

with your cold personality he literally won’t say anything. he’s actually quite confrontational as we saw with him fighting with uvo in the 1999 ver if you’ve watched it or seen the clip, but i don’t think he would fight all the time. i mean obv it’s not even allowed. for a good reason, the troupe would fall apart with needless arguments between powerful nen users 😅😅 not the point! if you took it there, HE will take it there. which is intriguing for once since most the troupe disregard your slander. esp since you do it constantly and that’s all you say? mannn i’m sensing another enemies to lovers coming on strongggg bc you two will have to flip coins deciding who’s right 12 times a day at MINIMUM. 😂😂😉

he just can’t stand the fact that the few times you do have input it’s negative. like why even say smth??? he’s pretty respectful if your locked in w him like that (to like shizuku and chrollo) so your definitely one of the people he respects the least (the other is hisoka, which one he tolerates less depends on which one of you joined first).

and don’t get me started on the ignorant and disrespectful act……….except i’mma have to get started bc these are headcanons and this needs to be talked about. (🤣) (aw cmon i thought it was funnyyy). fine. you being ignorant isn’t SO bad to him since he’s used to shizuku and her questions/not knowing stuff. but because you two are highly likely to have personal beef he’s def not helping you. 😂😂 what makes this even more hilarious is you could not know smth simply bc you weren’t listening when they were making the plan, and now he knows the answer and he’s just not gonna tell you 😊 and being disrespectful well, that’s the very reason he doesn’t like you! 😙😝 i mean leaving mid sentence?? that’s SO rude. you don’t even ARGUE properly with people. truly cold from your actions and body language to your venomous tongue! now just about the only thing that he doesn’t scoff at you doing is killing indiscriminately—because he does the same. on the bosses order of course. but as soon as it’s a go he couldn’t care less who’s comparable to a sponge with the way they’re riddled with bullets when he puts his fingers tips back on.

his voice is pretty deep as well, and he wouldn’t be intimidated by a deep voice anyway, but he does note that yours sound inhuman, artificial. (hmm wonder why totally not a voice changer. btw i feel like if they had some in hxh if you pay attention you could probably tell that it is one since it’s not a nen ability yk? which is why i write it this way :3) it’s robotic. which is what mainly gives it away to anyone paying attention. and pay attention he does, not because he’s interested in you, but because he doesn’t trust you. he won’t even walk in front of you so you’ll never get the chance to (figuratively and literally [with your scythes] ) stab him in the back.

being masculine, he just assumes your a guy really. although because he doesn’t trust you, and you have a voice changer and no one even knows what you sounds like, he will suspect you of being a woman. i mean, at some point they thought the chain used was a woman, i wouldn’t be surprised if franklin suspected it to be you! even more so since you wear that red robe and no one knows what you look like! yeahhh there’s way too much evidence. as much as he’d despise having had a traitor in the troupe a tiny part of him would be shamelessly glad that your getting kicked out. and of course killed. unfortunately for him, you are NOT said chain user 🥱😂😂

hate at first sight is mutual with him for once. i mean not really, his first impression of you not showing yourself was sketchy. and then your voice n the fact that you only stir up conflict with your insults. so essentially it grew to be mutual, but trust it didn’t take long to get there. he’s one of the few that truly can’t stand you! (which ngl finally an interesting reaction again cuz who turned them into the nonchalant aracnoides???? WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS?? nah ik why…✨aura farming✨)

glaring only furthers his distaste for you. simply the cherry on top. it annoys him but he doesn’t do much abt it while chrollo is around. typically because it’s a meeting. but when the troupe is simply traveling together? if you happen to come along and glare at him? “what? you looking at something or just blinded by your own funk” HAHAH OR SMTH LIKE THAT YKWIM MAN 🗿🗿😂🤣

refusing to announce yourself works better on his end! it’d be obnoxious if the person that makes your eye jump announces they’re presence in a flashy way. 🙄 he knows you’re they’re though, but the longer you two go without speaking, the longer you go without arguing. and the longer you go without arguing the smoother and quicker things go! 🤷‍♀️

now don’t think he misses the change of air pressure when you show up. that’s one of the ways he knows your around even if you don’t state it. the other is if he just straight up sees you. and the last is his spidey sense for inconveniences (HIS WORDS NOT MINE- aside from the usage of ‘spidey sense’ heheh that was me. as you can tell…..i don’t think they used words like that back then…..)

only showing up to base when chrollo calls you is also best for him. the least you show up the better in his opinion. he just can’t stand to see you knowing your gonna start smth 😭😂🗿 even if not with him before you joined things ran slightly smoother 🤦‍♀️ (inferring that hisoka joined before you. if not then it’s even worse bc back to back nuisance number 1) you and nuisance number 2) came [saiki k reference anybody? 😄] ). he doesn’t get why you’re here if you clearly loathe everything and everyone that both breathes and doesn’t.

if you’re uncooperative for missions his not disappointed but not surprised. annoyed and not surprised. you mean to tell me you have a not-half-bad nen combat adjacent nen ability and you STILL don’t wanna help? BRO what are you contributing to the air quality or smth???? WHAT are you here for?! nah you GOTTA be the traitor, your a SPY and you’re boss told you to only observe not actually help!!! he’s telling boooooss!☝️🤓 (LOL)

when he finds out you’re physically cold too he probably assumes one of two things after his initial disgusted reaction at the fact that he touched you- (😭😂) 1) you’re always mad bc you’re always cold 2) you’re always cold bc you’re cold (like personality wise, yk? get it? 🤣🤣 oh. 😐 fine. 😑)

tbh i already touched bases on your nen before- but i’ll do it again briefly !1! :3 😁 it’s nothing flashy but his isn’t the MOST unique either yk? he doesn’t really care what TYPE you have as long as you put in effort he respects the hustle! well, except yours, maybe. yes in a personal way, the personal beef transcends your strength and competence. 🤣🤣 if you’re cooperative though it won’t be SO bad. he’ll cooperate too! for the mission, and then after he still won’t speak to you and goes back to hang out with shizuku before you get on his nerves 😊😋 (me: briefly! writes whole paragraph)

as for finding out your TRUE nen type… “hmm well at least you’re not a complete waste of space” - Franklin accidentally starting smth for once bc he thought out loud. (✨🫶) ALL SERIOUSNESS THO- (😂😂) you’re still unbearable. 😐 put you in a can and call it 🎩Franklin repellent🍷 cuz he ✨sincerely✨….! does NOT care abt this discovery. 🤨 you 🫵 OBVIOUSLY aren’t for the troupe in any way shape or form and if anything, he just needs more evidence you’re the chain user! and preferable before you can get a chance to use that powerful ability on one of the troupe members! (he will forever sus you of imposter). 😐 (i’m funny? yes thank you. i thought that joke was particularly rib-tickling 😂😂)

you warming up to the troupe is the weirdest thing yet to him. like?? you were absolutely diabolical for?? how long? and now you wanna be even remotely nice?- what was this all just a tough guy act?? we’re you trying to be mysterious or smth?! 🗿😂🫵 what’s going on??? you suddenly just wanna play games and dress up in other people’s clothes?! in HIS clothes?!⁉️ he sees RIGHT through YOU. 🤨🥱 it’s more than apparent that the secret boss you’re working for wasn’t satisfied with the info you were giving them. it wasn’t enough >:P….they want more, PERSONAL details‼️😤 (yk, making up a whole story is wild)

and honestly the only way i see him having a crush on you after all this is he doesn’t. i’m playing. but seriously y’all came a loooooooooooooooo (hold on 3 more o’s) ooog way. especially on his behalf. you were just being your normal brutally insolent self 🥺 (HAHAH AS IF THAT’S INNOCENT) and can’t tolerate that when directed to the troupe. after you changed he still wanted to sus you, to not believe you. but it could very well be that you simply didn’t trust anyone. if you were trying to shut everyone out- you were doing a very good job at it. in all honesty, Franklin would take the longest for the crush to develop. and when he realizes it did—if he does, he won’t know when the switch over happened or why. why should he just magically like you after awaiting your cremation all this time? and when did this happen? why? just because you went a bit soft? is he loosing his touch with his own vicious nature—or his mind? (😏) (answer key: mind. for you~ )

Chrollo:

now very few of the members who has a slightly more normal drip. and imo one of the if not the drippiest ✅ (2nd is probably feitan my goat and then like paku and phinks w that cool ahh track suit). (i love how throughout all this i was giving my opinions of all the members fits LOL might write hcs of me ranking their first based off what i’d change abt them) OKAY ANYWAYYYY he actually finds your cloak pretty 🔥 his emo ahh would 🗿 it’s not in the kiddie sense where’s he’s like “WOAH THEIR SO COOL 🤩” or smth he kinda just has the opinion but moves on yk? the troupe got bigger fish to fry than how much aura they’re farming from their outfits (even though they farm anyway 😂)

okok now to that personality of yours. quite the character. but he seems to have an affinity for evil people seeing as though he started a whole g ang full of them. im playing i know his backstory and what the troupe was started for n stuff. but you certainly can’t join if your a wimp. so as long as you can back up all that talk you fit riiiiight in! (i say blocking the view from the fact that all the members lowk can’t stand you). i honestly don’t know why he let you in, but if he knew abt your ability from jump possibly i could see it.

rarely speaking outside of insulting ppl doesn’t bother him much cuz he’s all abt keeping his composure. (bro is the antidote to rage bait 🤣🤣) the difference between you tho is the rest of the members respect him and don’t talk to him just any kind of way. now if you do for whatever reason or by chance or wtv smth, then things will run smoothly and normally. but if you don’t it won’t be chrollo breathing down your neck abt it, it’ll the other members themselves. especially phinks, feitan, machi, nobunaga, franklin and uvo. they ar wall fiercely loyal but some are more hot headed/skeptical of you than others. feitan like in part 1 would originally not mind you if you read what i wrote but as soon as you come for the boss joke not funny anymore. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE- alright back to the hcs back to the hcs..😑😒)

being ignorant and disrespectful has the same effect. chrollo himself will possibly have to stop especially uvo, nobu and phinks from trying to kill you on the spot whenever y’all all meet up. if they can’t stand you in their own hcs i wrote for them, only in chrollo’s hcs have you seen them livid. they dedicated their lives to this man, they’re not about to let you slander him. getting up to leave mid sentence would be the last straw, uvo will literally yell at you to sit down (and we all know what his yelling is like- LOUD AHH DUDE 😭). the rest of the troupe would quickly cover their ears and tell him to calm down after, specifically nobu, machi and shal. chrollo would probably just let you go, continuing the plan—not that it frustrates uvo any less. indiscriminate killing is something he basically expects from all his members. like why join if your nauseas at a little blood..? do you KNOW what you’d signed up for? let’s read the job description next time…(LOL no but fr i wonder how they find their new members, like how does it go down?)

your voice also interests him in the sense it does for kortopi. but i guess you haven’t read his yet. LOL well you’ll see. he’s essentially a philosopher so yeah he’s gonna wonder about that part. a lot of parts. the parts he doesn’t know. he won’t question too far he knows that prying isn’t anyone’s cup of tea. 😅🤣 deep is fine, but robotic? emotionless is also something he can see, but paired with the whole robot thing, including the fact that you don’t show yourself. he can’t help but wonder if your just a fully robot exoskeleton 🤷‍♀️😂😂

being masculine is just fine with him. gender n stuff doesn’t matter to him. not even age really, they were considering gon and killua joining, and kalluto did! but off topic. he very obviously has no problem with any of your preferences of what you’re called, who/what you identify as, how you act, etc. he has men and women in his group and there would be more women if they applied during an open position im sure. your capabilities far surpass gender or looks for the application (LOL i said application like can i be a member too? 🥺 ahh) to be a member.

hate at first sight will again bother the members more than it bothers him. obviously even with everything you could say and do with first impressions he still let you in sooo in honestly won’t do much! atp idk what to write again bc he’s another “only has the same opinion character” like what am i supposed to do with this? 😭 give me smth to work with everyone’s is super long i can’t skimp on the boss man 🤦‍♀️ anyway ig. tying into what i say later i wouldn’t be surprised if you have hate at first sight for him, and he has love at first sight for you. (me:) 🤫 (you:) 🫢 or if it’s just one of those tropes where one loves/is neutral about one and the other person just heated abt everything they do yk? 🤣🤣 except your my lil nonchalant narwhal so it’d more like 👍/🤷 x 😐(😒) LOL I KINDA LOVE THAT

when you glare at him at most he’ll ask what’s wrong. if you insult him he may or may not asks what bothers you. specifically if you’re talking missions/the plan and you seem annoyed at something. ultimately he has the final call but it doesn’t seem that it means he ignores how his members feel. he makes his plan based of rationality and analysis from what i can see and if you have a plan/or idea or an inkling something might go wrong he’s open to listening to it. from then on he’ll assume you actually have something to say with your glaring/past your insults and icy eyes. which is once again different from him members seeing as though they see it at surface level for what it is. to be fair anyone would, especially with where the troupe grew up, chrollo is just a really philosophical creature.

refusing to announce yourself isn’t a problem since he don’t genuinely be taking attendance of when everyone arrives. (i mean as we see he just waits and if you don’t arrive you’re getting left out 👋😘 HAHAH) announcing your presence with a change of air pressure is something he’s highly intrigued by. this would be the point where he would start questioning you further mentally. as far as not knowing much about you, your motives or ways. he too theorizes about whether or not this is your nen like some of the other members of the troupe. he could ask you, but chooses to observe for right now. it doesn’t take top priority anyway, just him and his notions, nagging himself for answers like always.

only appearing in the base when he calls you seems like the early point where you may have started to think you might like this group, if that’s what you want of course. mostly because i get it you can only dodge to group meetings so many times (ahem hisoka) but still. feels like you do this out of at least some sort of respect right? if nothing else chrollo notices this and also ponders about it. he may even ask you, as a curious man he doesn’t shy away from questions. especially since he’s your boss anyway, why would he be hesitant? he can see right through your insults, to what you really mean. so no matter how you answer he’ll interpret the meaning, even if that answer is silence. (mwah picasso love how i wrote this bulletin‼️ i put the pen to paper on this one 📝✍️ okay nvm y’all let me cook i think chrollo’s can turn out good👌🙆‍♀️)

being uncooperative for missions—now that’s where things can get bumpy. even hisoka cooperates, regardless if he’s secretly twisting things behind the scenes. he won’t cut corners when checking you on this. if you do wanna talk? fine. don’t like anyone? no one’s asking you to. but if you don’t even wanna do the tasks at hand? now you’ve got him asking why you’re here. like everyone (almost) else was from jump. and they’ll certainly push chrollo to kick you out after this. don’t even mention if the mission went wrong because you didn’t do your job. because i will (🤣🤣 hah! i’ve made the joke and you can’t stop me this time!- OKAY okay..) Nobunaga ups his sword and uvo and phinks are on his side about this. yelling about “what was that?! the plan would’ve went perfect if you just had cleared the way beforehand like you were supposed to!” and “you useless piece of crap! stop joking around, this ain’t funny anymore!!!!” with phinks just straight up winding back his arm. now chrollo does stand up and step in, but you’re on your own to plead this case buddy, i’m out.🏃‍♀️

he probably found out that you’re physically cold when he told you and some other members to come with him for the mission while the others went off to do their part (like that one scene. wait the one i’m talking abt is the gif i put. ngl that’s one of my fav hxh scenes). you probably brushed against each other or smth idk. anime logic this part or you come up with it 😂😂 but!! he also doesn’t really care. that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s not curious tho. who wouldn’t be? you’re deathly cold when people are warm blooded. definition of a cold blooded killer huh? well it doesn’t slip by chrollo, just hope he never converses with kortopi abt it, he will at least HALF convince him of his theory. or at least he won’t rule it out. which is ironic, once again, because he wasn’t too far from the truth. this hilarious for me because you haven’t read kortopi’s yet so i know both the theory and joke and you don’t, it’ll be hysterical once you do though and you’ll get what i’m talking about. one more thing, just wanted to mention my theory about the troupe holding a non mandatory meeting (so you won’t show up HAHAH) with everyone except you and most likely hisoka about you once they realize how similar some of their opinions are of you. and generally discuss whether you should stay or leave, etc. even more so if you don’t help with missions. machi is the #1 lawyer against you btw.

your nen initially doesn’t seem super special or standout-ish. which does not help you in the case of the last bulletin. it doesn’t necessarily need to be, as we see with kortopi. he just copies things and they can’t do what the original does. but he does help and his ability does come in handy. but having an average ability consulting everyone and not helping isn’t sound like the best person to work with for stealing world treasures 👀 anime logic/tropes tho i tell you

okay now to your real nen type it’s apparent why you’re so cocky now. it taking a lot of energy is kind of a big drawback in chrollo’s eyes though. but it makes sense. he’ll use your ability wisely from then on so i hope you suddenly feel like cooperating on missions if you didn’t before. some of the other members (looking at you uvo phinks and nobu) are chewing rocks in anger that you have this all mighty ability so chrollo likely won’t kick you out now, at least without stealing it and that might be a battle.. (⚠️MAJOR HXH MANGA SPOILERS SKIP THE PARENTHESIS IF YOU ARENT CAUGHT UP TO AVOID BE BEING SPOILED‼️‼️⚠️: it’s giving chrollo vs hisoka, hope you know nen after death)

warming up to no the troupe is lowk diabolical after mentally torturing and dropping the nen bombshell on them but okay you’re already weird enough just do more weird things we love you 😭😭(😂) chrollo obviously sees this but doesn’t know what to make of it. i’m gonna be honest he all in all doesn’t push the matter further since things seems to have worked out in your crazy lil head. he just allows you to get closer to everyone and be your special 3% less mean cold. 🥺 go ahead twin 🙆‍♀️🙏 (i love me for keeping the 3% the same number throughout this whole thing). maybe you were going through smth he knows the feeling. (y’all are so emo just date already)

chrollo could be a rare character that had a crush on you from jump and that’s why he let you in. (and high key act a fool) bc tbh what other reason would he take that disrespect without kicking you out, killing you or stealing your ability after both? but hey to keep it to how you said it let’s roll with the punches. i did wanna put that theory out there tho. i’m convinced he just straight up saw your crazy and thought i was beautiful and i’m only half kidding 😆 idk that’s just my theory that the crush developed early for him. i can see him growing an affinity for you and never telling you. just enjoying being around you often and constantly apologizing for “bugging you” to spend time outside of missions n stuff. only if you want to 💕 if you show signs of not liking him back he’ll back off and let you be on your own still. don’t expect him not to be secretly melancholy about it. he gives me “born to be a lover boy forced to be a criminal killer” vibes. and you can’t tell me you don’t see it unless you read the manga of the troupes backstory, seen lil chrollo, and still disagree. then we’ll talk.

Kortopi:

literally self explanatory there’s no way he’s judging you for your appearance 😭 (he’s so cute tho im not hating on his swag 😎✨🫶) he totally seems like the type of guy to not even be curious abt stuff that doesn’t make sense or is unconventional or weird looking yk? like he hardly notices bc it doesn’t take priority to him. the troupe is so one track minded it’s not even funny 😂😂 fr tho he dresses kinda similar to you in a way so he wouldn’t say anything regardless. besides your not wearing anything outlandish. i feel like the only thing that could weird out the troupe as far as clothes would be none. like full on flashing everyone menace to society style. that’s abt it they really don’t care 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

your cold personality his EXACT opposite demeanor. not in the “he’s harmless and kind blah blah” no in the “too chill to care”. so you’re not actually that far! you’re just too different types of “idc” 😆😊 if you insult him he’s not the confrontational type and since he doesn’t speak much you can’t convince me he isn’t the silent listening type either. he’s the “quiet kid” 🗿 no but in all seriousness he’s an observer. meaning he notices you insult GENUINELY everyone else too. thus he’s not special and there’s no need to take it personally. it’s not like the troupe members can fight anyway and even then he doesn’t have a combat nen ability soooo…

that’s not to say he wouldn’t or couldn’t stand up for himself btw. he just realizes that even if y’all physically or verbally fought the end result would be fruitless regardless of who wins what 😂 speaking mostly in insults is smth he deems useless but what’s he gonna do abt it? say smth abt it and get insulted too? no point. your prerogative i guess. being ignorant and disrespectful. pretty much has the same reaction. he really ain’t gonna do anything 😂 he doesn’t bother asking for your opinion on stuff/looking for your input. he knows it’ll just be word brutality 🤣🤣 not that he talks much himself anyway. i wouldn’t be surprised if you yourself ignore him deeming him as a unimportant character (LOL- poor kortopi 😃)

you leaving while he’s mid sentence. is expected considering what i said prior. atp he values the other troupe members opinions more than yours anyway because well, you’ve never truly given yours! only unprovoked verbal assault. so when you leave he…wasn’t really talking to you anyway! 😂🤗 indiscriminate killing is normal to him. he himself isn’t really all that murder capable but his peers do it like they’re getting paid to 😉 (i mean technically they are except they’re taking their payments 😊👍) he expects you to kill without hesitation really, anyone who can’t clearly doesn’t know what they signed up for and should probably go home to mommy now (FEITAN REFERENCE HAHAHAH REMEMBER? GET IT?? 😂😂😂)

the first time the air pressure changes in your presence he’s curious, not expecting it to be because of someone’s presence but an enemy nen attack or something. he stays calm and looks around, when he spots you though, he can immediately tell whatever’s happening is because of you. purely from instinct. he’s curious as to why this happens now that he knows the source. he wonders if it’s maybe a nen ability? but why would you walk around with it on? what type of nen do you have? he never asks these questions but they linger in mind as you go on to stay with the troupe.

a deep robotic voice, one that’s emotionless at that. well it’s new but it doesn’t change anything. it kinda fits for your look tbh. it’s not like you can change it anyway (LOL THE IRONY SINCE YOU USE A VOICE CHANGER-). he pretty much just leaves it alone 😄🤷‍♀️ he does wonder if your hiding robotic parts under that cloak of yours though. it would make sense as to why you’re so rude, who programmed you to be so rude? nobody knows. if it wasn’t built into your system he’d assume you broke out after killing your creators and is angry because you were a creation. (which is weird because he’s a little off but not too far from the truth.

you being masculine seems quite normal to him seeing as though he’s literally just assumed your whole backstory and species without asking (which i personally find hilarious bc he’s genuinely convinced without even confirming anything.) so regardless of gender (that he would just immediately move on from anyway like it doesn’t matter whether your a woman or man really) your masculine nature is something he also assumes was programmed into you. matter of fact he thinks you were a robot made to kill or be some sort of assassin 😂😅

hate at first sight is something that truly confuses him because y’all literally hardly if at all ever talk. so why you hate him he doesn’t know. in the case that it’s him specifically/personally anyway. if he observes you hate everyone then he doesn’t have a problem or care. or even if you do have something out for him he really doesn’t care because it’s one sided, no matter how much you hate him he’s never gonna hate you back because he doesn’t really act like you exist. kinda just “the member that chrollo let in”. cuz if not for your combat prowess and to fill the void of whichever number you are, why are you here? as their daily dosage of negativity?? 😂😂

glaring at him is just irony. because he’s gonna look back at you through his one big round eye and just stare back. you glare? he stares. 🗿🫶 (😂) i men’s i’m pretty sure he has another eye but from your pic it’s just one. he isn’t bothered by your glaring either bc it’s better than insults. “at least their quiet” ahh kortopi 🤣

only appearing in the base when chrollo calls you, once again, seems like best case scenario. mostly, again, because your the insultobot 3000 (that’s what he assumes your model name was in the lab, if not killbot6000 🗿😂). he really isn’t all that bothered by your presence, it’s not that hard to pay no mind to your glaring and move on from your insults if your not a hot headed person, and he’s surely not sooo 🤷‍♀️

if you’re uncooperative on missions kortopi really isn’t gonna do anything abt it. he’s not a fighting savy nen user and he just doesn’t seem like the type to care as much when his job is the technical stuff, the behind the curtains stuff. the stuff that’s oddly specific but helpful. versus if he too was on the front lines i could see him getting upset. but you probably aren’t even in the same area on missions because he’s making a copy of whatever the troupe is stealing this time while you’re killing the guards outside. sooo 🤷‍♀️ he rlly don’t care. also doesn’t know why you even joined only to insult and not help (in the case that you don’t) but does he care? no.

ngl when he finds out you’re physically cold i wouldn’t doubt if he’s cold himself too. like he and feitan seem like they would too have freezing cold temps. or at least hands for feitan. kortopi might be cold all over like you. he’s small so it makes sense 😭 (😂) it seems plausible for him to simply not notice your cold too because of how cold he is. he might tho since when he touches people he’s used to them feeling warm to him (aka normal temperature 😭) but when he felt you, you felt like normal! (for him 😭 [🗿] ) which obviously means your just as cold as him! cool? he himself doesn’t know why he’s cold so he doesn’t question why you are either.

oh so your nen is also combat based? good! now you won’t be bothering him while he does his job! he can make copies of whatever y’all stealing peacefully 😜 if you’re teamed up tg it’s still not so bad bc typically you’ll be too focused on killing whoever is in the way to mess with him. i could see you getting done with killing and coming over to him, insulting him for going too slow or not being done by the time you are tho. which is pretty funny and ironic 🤭

when he found out your real nen type he was surprised and now completely convinced of your robot origin even more (close enough) now that he has evidence of you having a crazy power. he wouldn’t doubt if you were given nen by some powerful user who’s also a mad scientist or smth. he finds it to be useful, and is in intrigued by the fact that you too are actually a technical type like him that doesn’t have to revolve around combat. except yours can be used for it as well. whereas his? not so much. the part that surprised him most is how much it can do. especially since it can do what shalnark can too. actually no he has a new theory now that he knows what it can do and that it can steal nen types, you were made in a lab as a robot, got fed up with your powerful nen user creators, stole their nen and killed them, went on a killing spree and stealing nen then joined the troupe. maybe that’s why chrollo had you join, because you have both his and shalnark nen and more. if chrollo could convince you to join instead of taking your ability you could prove to be valuable! yeah he just came up with a whole new backstory after that, he still isn’t gonna ask about it to confirm he’s just convinced. “new lore unlocked” ahh kortopi 🤣

as you start warming up to the troupe he, like every other member that was getting used to your brazen behavior, is confused, weirded out and a bit shocked. the sudden switch up is almost comical to him. turns out you just needed to adjust i guess. i mean, after running away from your previous evil creators and being invited into another group, yeah i wouldn’t trust anyone either. looks like the whole insult thing was just a defense mechanism. maybe you were programmed that way even, to not trust immediately. makes sense for a killbot. (yes he’s still on that 😂😂🤷‍♀️)

his crush developing after you calm down makes perfect sense. there was no way he was even acknowledging you more than a theorized robot before you changed. it wasn’t even really a change, just a 3% tolerance 😂😂 but hey it counts when it’s a stone hearted robo like you 🤷‍♀️ (yes he’s convinced me, i think your a robot too now 🤣😜) you two likely just ended up playing games more, harmonizing on missions better, holding actual conversations and such that he realized you weren’t so bad. so bad you were kinda good! and ngl, i don’t think he’d realize he has a crush on you. yes it’s his turn to be the ironic on seeing as though he’s also the observant one. but i think he’d think it’s just friendship because you warmed up. and yk your cool n stuff. so your friends now! at most he’d just think he really likes you, your best friends! like nobu and uvo :) what an ironic duo tbh 💞😂

Pakunoda:

she’s a pretty stylish and chic woman herself, literally all of her fits from official art to her in a suit to her regular fit in the 1999 and 2011 version are fire. that said she things your robe is edgy and outdated. LOL NOT ACTUALLY. no actually, not actually, she..like every troupe member couldn’t care less what you wear. i mean tbh a cloak is similar to what feitan’s wearing but in red. and if she does have a problem with that fashion she’s never said it 🤷‍♀️

people around her having a cold personality is something she’s completely used to. no big shocker there, your in a band of thieves willing to kill for what they’re stealing, including her! and you! loll yeah it literally doesn’t phase her. in fact if you were solely a softie she wouldn’t say anything but would think you’re not cut out to be a member. (not uvo’s type of softie, actual like regular people softie).

speaking in insults is new but nothing she can’t get used to. insulting her doesn’t hurt her feelings obviously, she’s also not one to take it personally or get angry over it. she just notes that the two of you likely won’t get along and moves on. you’ll just be another one of the members she doesn’t interact with (and by that i mean the new members/outcasts: hisoka, illumi and kalluto). when she sees you do the same to the other members she figured you just have a problem with everyone on sight. which is correct 😂 she assumes you have some sort of ulterior motive since your clearly not all that interested in the troupe’s. thus she’s wary of you. not as in scared of course, but she doesn’t thrust you with her life like she does the founding members, or at all. and she keeps an eye on where you are. specifically if it’s just the two of you on missions, making sure your not doing anything to sabotage the troupe or backstab her mid mission.

ignorance and disrespect is nothing she can’t handle. just about as much as insults. the only difference between you and any other person who dares to disrespect her is there’s no fighting allowed in the troupe so she can’t shoot you. so how does she handle it outside of that? well she doesn’t. she, like many others, ignores you. it’s pretty black and white with the troupe with a few minor differences depending on personality. but for the most part their either fighting back or ignoring you, soooo have fun wi the hat info! the first time you leave when she’s mid sentence is the last. she won’t bother talking directly to you again. she’ll do her own thing on missions and make sure you don’t screw it up by not following orders. otherwise, if you got a problem and don’t wanna talk to her, that’s not a problem with her. she simply only talks to the other members from then on. indiscriminately killing is just about the only thing you do that she can agree with. your only behavior that isn’t a problem. for whatever reason anyway, she still doesn’t get why joined only to have an issues with every little thing. you must just really like stealing and killing or something. even then if you have something against people why joined a literal group? just steal and kill on your own??

announcing your presence with a pressure change in the air is good for her since she keeps an eye on you. she observes to see if this is something you can control or not to make sure she’ll always know when you arrive. or if it’s a trick or nen thing of some sort that your using to get them used to you announcing your presence this way only to not do it one day when you need to spy or smth. see she suspects you but is actually reasonable and has theories (ahem phinks if you read part 1)

a deep voice isn’t something that surprises her. why would she go around assuming you have a medium or light one with no basis? tbh it matches anyway since you literally can’t see your face with that cloak on. now she would assume your a guy, and kinda still does, but the fact that your voice is just too robotic is sus. which also furthers her suspicions about your character in general. you know everyone’s real looks and voices and personality, so who are you working for? 🤨 bc they don’t know anything abt you and the hold cold personality thing could for sure be a lie to keep the troupe from questioning you, your background and who you are personally 🤓☝️🤨

being masculine is something she notes but doesn’t regard much. nor believe. she takes everything she observes about you with a grain of salt since you’re clearly a bit too secretive. and it’s not just because you’re rude, it’s for the continuation of the troupe and her boss, chrollo. she does everything for them as we know and you being a liability/threat is not something she’s gonna let idly slide. 🙅‍♀️ she can definitely tell a few other members a skeptical about you too and that others straight up don’t get along. she doesn’t have the power to kick you out…nor does she understand why chrollo hasnt, (esp when genuinely no one likes you and you like no one) but she’s keeping an eye on you.

yeah after some more watching you she could’ve seen the hate at first sight coming a mile away. this is clearly your agent cover up. possibly anyway, she won’t jump to conclusions, she looks for solid evidence. but don’t you slip up, or it’s lights out for you. seriously though she doesn’t reciprocate this behavior, but again she notes that other members do. she observes your individual relationship with each member, some arguing with you every day, others ignore you, or simply don’t care to respond. she’s not expecting to suck up to everyone if your new, but coming in car fighting doesn’t make sense either….not without a reason. personal or business related, she’s gonna find out why 🤷‍♀️

glaring at her (and every other member) is simply noted but moved on from. all apart of the tough guy act. she’ll never return the favor, only silently collecting data and keeping it in mind. acting like she doesn’t feel your gaze on her as she continues playing cards speaking or contributing to the mission at hand. she also keeps a list on who you glare at the most and why if she can tell. like if it was unprovoked or because the two of you had argued a lot that day (pretty common for some members)

only appearing in the base when chrollo calls for you is obvious evidence for her, thanks! and it’s something everyone noticed, which will only add to her statement when she figures you out. she does keep in mind the chance that your not a traitor and just a weirdo, but don’t ever give her the opportunity to touch you because she will try it at the given chance to see what you’re intentions truly are. good or bad—clearing your name or exposing you to the troupe 😜🤓🔍

if you’re uncooperative for missions this could be a give or take to her mental file of evidence. because on one hand this could mean you don’t wanna help the troupe for the sake of ruining their plans. or it could mean you have some weird alternative motive if your not willing to engage with or help them. in this case your seemingly not trying to butter them up here, as a spy typically would. but this only makes her more inclined to find answers, and her search continues.

when she finds out your physically cold it’s highly likely she initiated the touch to use her ability on you. she adds that info to her tab but doesn’t theorize on it much. along with your robotic voice she may conclude your some sort of robot spy. it sounds silly but she has to consider every circumstance for the troupe sake. (i love ho she’s gone full on investigator mode 😂). you’re dead cold and so is your voice, if she ignores the possibility and it ends up being right she’ll mentally slap her forehead for overlooking it.

if she didn’t know you worked with scythes she’d suspect you of being the chain user. still doesn’t rule you at least knowing them out though, especially when they find out he has allies that know about the troupe (seeing as though gon and killua stalked them). which only makes her even more skeptical, because them doing that is proof someone wants info on them for whatever reason. (⚠️SPOILER⚠️: SKIP READING THIS PARENTHESES IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THE CHAIN USER IS, INCLUDES A DEATH‼️⚠️ i actual don’t remember if she died before or after this happened i think after tho? anyway)

now when she finds out your real nen type she utterly doesn’t trust you. the fact that you’re really shady, rude and unpredictable with your overpowered nen on top of that is too much of threat to just brush off as your personality. something’s up here, none of it make sense. are you trying to take down the troupe for your own personal gain? you hid your ability for however long for what? there’s more to you then your letting anyone see and it’s dangerous. even if you aren’t a traitor of some sort how could she possibly trust such a peculiar individual. nothing about you adds up and you refuse to explain. why is chrollo even allowing a dangerous- ohhh. he must be looking for an opportunity to steal your ability. if not that he must want you in the troupe for said ability. she’s still baffled and still untrusting.

okay now the weirdest part of this all is when you start warming up to everyone. she’s not just bewildered, she’s more skeptical than she’s ever been of you. what suddenly changed? are you trying a new approach to your spying? why are you being so..less mean. i’ll say, it isn’t kind….yet. and that’s the problem. if you slowly start easing into a sweet personality to let everyone’s guards down and it works, then, well, it works!! a serious problem if it, uh, works!! i’ve gotta say if there’s anyone that continues sus you when you warm up to them, it’s paku.

i have NO idea how the crush forms. actually i can think of one, and it’s if years go by before she warms up to you herself. ironically enough. your heart was 10x colder than hers when you met, but hers took 10x longer than yours to thaw. opposites attract much?? once it that’s it that’s though. she drops all previous suspicions and you two are thick as thieves! (HAHAH GET IT?? CUZ YOU’RE ACTUAL THIEVES!! 😂😂 bruh. 😐 have you no sense of humor 🙄✋) you’re basically best friends always talking and going on missions and playing cards with each other. like uvo and nobu or shizu and franklin! (so cute <3) she’s probably one of the few to realize she likes you and not freak out about it! she doesn’t say anything right away. maybe a few months will go by before she starts to accept it more. she’ll just be even closer to you instead of telling you. really getting comfortable with you, about her past, her likes, interests, etc. she kind of treats you like you’re in the talking stage/friends that know they like each other. even without confirmation you like her back or not, she’ll do this because she can bc y’all are best friends- LOL

WOO those were fun to write! took me FOREVER to finish but

here they are!!!!!