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Grandpa finds IPad
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I’m sure this has been done before but I couldnt get the thought out of my head :,) oh koppaites, the trio that you are
The fact that Koppaite text can be seen on non-Koppaite tech like the SS Shepherd and Beagle and even Olimar’s handwritten notes lead me to hypothesize that the Koppaite language was spread around like the English language in the real world in some kind of imperialist colonizer way
Idk it would lwk be crazy if Koppaites used to be conquistadores and then end up with baby booms and global famines later on
Just a few sentences in Koppaite !
It's pretty late and I'm tired but I wanted to record a few sentences in Koppaite so, well, I did. It's not the definitive version of the language, it lacks quite a lot of stuff and I need to find a way to make it more concise and avoid repetitions. In case you care it's based on @cosmiccroak's Pikmin headcanon, as well as some of mine and of course the Pikmin 3 canon. Also 4 unrelated people told me it sounded like Russian but I don't speak Russian and don't know anyone who does so, eh, you'll tell me.
Rinsuk! Hello!
Mihku n’shiukel ihtik Britt’ny spah. My name is Brittany.
Mihku ihtik shi’wah spah. I’m a Pink blood.
Mihku sehlvik vohlkik hattenir n’yumuh spah. I like to drink fruit juice.
Mihku dwehtik kite’po’pon Drake spah. I live on the starship Drake.
Alf ihtik mihku n’nyuw’eh spah. Alph is my friend.
Nahik ihtik pareow spah. He’s a Tool.
Nahik pokik pasunve ait po’pon zeshtun. He fixed the machines and the ship.
Very curious about your headcanons for Koppaites and other Pikmin stuff! 👀 are people born like Yorke or are they made? Are there many different types of people with different abilities and such?
here's part two!!!!
HERE YOU GO!!! :D :D :D
no genuinely i dont think you realize how much asking means to me dude, i get so goddamn happy when people are actually interested in my headcanons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY socio-economical topics!!! I STUDIED THAT SHIT BRUHHH ♡
i hope this makes sense and goes over well haha,,, nervous bc i havent shared much about pink bloods before ;;;
thanks for the ask!!! feel free to send more!!! >:D

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bare basis thoughts
britony :3
dingerz and some self indulgent feathery koppaites