#komashi

I'd love to know which Shard if yes!

Shard List:

Ambition

Autonomy

Cultivation

Devotion

Dominion

Endowment

Honor

Invention

Mercy

Odium

Preservation

Reason

Ruin

Valor

Virtuosity

Surely every world has romance novels, even those of the Cosmere. And surely all of them have romance novels with...unfortunately written lines. Here are some bad romance lines you might find across the Cosmere.

"Her bosom heaved like twin boulders tossed upwards by a Highstorm." (Roshar)

"Her fingers slid from her glove one by one, like tiny sausages popping from their casing." (Roshar)

"As she gazed at the shirtless, blue-eyed Mistborn, she felt her lust Riot and her inhibitions Soothe. He Pulled her to him." (Scadrial)

"'I'm burning tin so I can feel all of you,' he whispered." (Scadrial)

"As a man of the Third Heightening, I could see all of the many, perfect colors that swirled in her hazel eyes. 'Awooga,' I whispered." (Nalthis)

"The beautiful Drab threw a passionate hand against her bosom. 'If I had Breath, you would have taken it away!' she cried passionately." (Nalthis)

"'No,' he growled. 'You and I are like aether and water. If we touch, neither of us would survive the encounter!'" (Lumar)

"She stared at his member, as big and taut as the Sorceress's tower." (Lumar)

"'I may be an elite member of the Dreamwatch,' he whispered hoarsely, 'but when i Watch you, I know that you are my Dream.'" (Komashi)

"She stared at his glistening chest. His abs were round and stacked, like a perfectly balanced pile of rocks." (Komashi)

"She knew that his Passion burned like the Sun, just as Quick, just as Deadly, and just as Intent on Catching her." (Canticle)

"In that moment, her heart burned so fiercely that she might as well have been a Charred." (Canticle)

"His member burst forth like a Sandling erupting from the desert sand." (Taldain)

"And in that moment, I decided: I would cover my heart in sand, keep my feelings buried, until the pure water of his confessed love caused them to rise up." (Taldain)

"The wounds of this betrayal would never heal--never!--like a stubbed toe in Elantris before its restoration." (Sel)

"'My Domin(at)ion shows my Devotion,' he purred, pulling the ropes tighter." (Sel)

"'My Twinborn powers don't matter!' he cried passionately. 'The only twins I care about are those!' And he gestured at the twin mounds on her chest." (Scadrial)

"'I wish I was a Slider so that we could make this moment stretch forever,' he whispered, holding her. 'That sounds really expensive' she murmured back." (Scardrial)

" 'The real Everstorm is the one that rages in my HEART!' he cried raggedly." (Roshar)

I made Yumi in a kind of anime style (hope it looks like 😅) and experiment with certain scene on the book and the world palette color .

Bouillon cubes/paste exist

Flangria is ham with no fat because soulcast meat cannot have any marbled fat

Lavis is basically corn

Everyone on Roshar is eating a lot of sweet potatoes

Hungarian Mangica pigs are the official pig breed of Roshar

Lots of purple and black rice (and therefore rice noodles) on Komashi

Scadrial has the best pickle game in the Cosmere

Someone somewhere be eating bugs and boiled ants are delicious

As requested by anon. :)

Sanderson may not go into which kinks are most popular on the various Cosmere planets, but that won't stop us! By the way, anon told me I could define "kink" however I wanted so, you know, keep that in mind.

1. S&M: Popular on Sel

I mean...their shards are "Devotion" and "Dominion."

2. Vore: Popular on Scardial

"Mmm, yeah, I'm your metal--swallow me." ~People on Scadrial, I assume.

3. Koma Sutra: Popular on Komashi

It's all about the balancing.

4. Safehand kink: Popular on Roshar

There's no way there aren't people who are DEEPLY invested in safehand play.

5. Edging: Popular on Canticle

When your society is always just outrunning the sun...

6. Bondage: Popular on Scadrial

When you have cowboys, you have ropes, is all I'm saying.

7. Breath Play: Popular on Nalthis

They're all about the Breaths.

8. Alien kink: Popular on First of the Sun

When there are alien ships always hovering over your world, some people get ideas.

9. Necrophilia: Popular on Sel

Technically, the Elantrians were zombies for a while. That leaves an impression.

10. Fire Kink: Popular on Threnody

Things that can get you killed by ghosts are inherently sexy (right?).

11. Knife Play: Popular on Threnody

When blood can get you killed by ghosts, knife play is extra sexy (right??).

12. Foot Kink: Popular on Scadrial

This is why I had to ask everyone whether Mistborn liked to be barefoot. The consensus was yes. And when dangerous, mysterious, powerful people are out there with their bare feet padding along the roof, well...

13. Piss Play: Popular on Lumar

I mean, their moons are always peeing, plus water might mean you explode and die... It's divine AND dangerous.

14. Piss Play: Popular on Taldain

When water is scarce and valuable, peeing on your partner is such a flex. I assume.

15. Piss Play: Popular on Roshar

Storms. The weeping. Water falling onto you is deeply engrained into the cultural psyche, is all I'm saying.

16. Inflation: Popular on Nalthis

What if being filled with Breaths made someone inflate in a sexy way?

17. Ice Play: Popular on Canticle

When your society is all about "sharing warmth" and "outrunning the sun," being into ice becomes a shameful kink.

18. Porn: Popular on Komashi

They have TV. They have artists. They definitely have tons of porn.

19. Voyeurism: Popular on First of the Sun

When the aliens are always above, watching, and when there are hunters who have to make sure they're hidden and not seen...well, I bet Watching and Being Watched becomes a Thing.

20. Furries: Popular on Roshar