Why the fuck do more people not know about Tales Of Symphonia? Robin Teen Titans is a pompadour little weasel, your friends on a journey to kill herself. There's some freaky fucking magic planetary tower and that's not even the only planet there's a THIRD planet that's not even a planet with ELVES. There's a world tree???? There's angels, there's regular old androgynous sidekicks. And then there's the politics and the racism and the slavery and such and yknow everything's just a metaphor for real life wars and such. Also your dad's here but you don't know it.

So i’m sitting here and I’m closing down tabs, getting ready for bed. And I’m thinking about John. And then it fucking hit me. John the Baptist.