Dec 27, 2025
Merry Crime-Mas to All, and to All a Good Heist~
Eight and Rashk being cutesy for the holiday season!
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Merry Crime-Mas to All, and to All a Good Heist~
Eight and Rashk being cutesy for the holiday season!
@guttergodsknife
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Himbo de Haillenarte
2023
Tell me how you really feel...
What's really going on behind the -flat giggling- or -thin lipped smile-
Happy Birthday to @guttergodsknife !
A cute moment before realizing they're being observed and someone's foot gets stomped on and it devolves into a screeching brawl.
Silvaineaux de Rosaire - Immovable Object and Unstoppable Force All in One
Forget-Me-Nots
A new challenger in the Shitpost Portrait series! @houserosaire 's Silvaineaux is the Ishgardian ideal of 'Knight in Shining Armor'. Strong, Chivalrous and Selfless. Also incredibly stubborn and bull-headed with a dash of toxic masculinity. A delightfully complex character.
Go on, I dare you...
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Anselme de Haillenarte - Himbo Extroardinaire
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Ok maybe Guiscard wasn't the last I forgot I hadn't posted this yet. Golden retriever axe-wielding powerhouse. All three pillars of the Himbo in action. Strong of arm, pure of heart, dumb of ass.
He's TRYING, dammit
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Red Poppies
Another in the series of shitpost portraits. This time of @sivar-ooc 's delightful brat. Thank you for letting me make jokes about your handsome duskwight
'I can fix him' is soooo last Umbral Era...
Rashk Geilt - Knifecatte Disaster Extroardinaire
Black Irises
I did a small series of character portraits, asking each what colors/flowers and shitpost phrase suits them best. Thank you @guttergodsknife for letting me make jokes about your cool catte.
Hot Mess? Hell yes.