Mar 14, 2025
I'm prepared for a lot of things children say. This one took me by surprise.
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I'm prepared for a lot of things children say. This one took me by surprise.
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Okay, group is over, time to erase our whiteboards now
2nd grade wisdom: Don't let your dreams stay dreams! Become a spider today!
Today was the last (full) day of school where I work and my wife and I did face painting for all the kids. And I do mean all the kids: out of nearly 600 elementary school students, we have almost every kid from every grade come up to get their face painted.
We enter a kind of flow state doing this, which helps us get through all the kids. So when a kid asked for a skull and I asked what color he wanted it, I didn't really get a chance to react when he said "I want the outline black, and the fur red."
Fur??? On your bones??? Well kid, I've got to say, that's a new one
I was going through my files and there was one night I tried thumbnailing an interaction I had at work and I mcfucking lost it
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You should have seen the other guy (the exsanguinated marker)
One of my second graders discovered he has a wingwang dingdang and I have to keep telling him to get his DAMN HANDS OUT OF HIS PANTS
I had a kid say I was a dog today and that I was always wagging my tail and then offered absolutely no explanation.
I'm going to lie in bed thinking about this