Last night, my decrepit couch stabbed me in my right leg. Between my cursing, bleeding and crying, Em kept jumping into my lap. I'd shoo him away, crying and he'd just come back. Finally, we compromised and he stationed himself on my left leg. Weirdo. #weirdocats #tuxedocatsofinstagram #kittycomfort #tetanusshot https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0J1sJB3jW/?igshid=1euz5o4kllugz















