#king append

King Append’s Official Response: An excellent question, guest Echonian. Despite the uniqueness of our kingdom, we are not the only ones who have decided to shy away from the spotlight to start our own lives. There is another kingdom some distance from ours known as the Kingdom of Golden Static. That kingdom has a trade agreement with ours which was carefully negotiated between myself and the prestigious Queen Miku. We regularly have visits from the Golden Static’s court, Princesses Teto and Neru, in order to further our diplomatic relations…however Prince Punkish deems it necessary to make this process as difficult as possible. Therefore, we often trade materials such as food, minerals, and other necessities with this kingdom. We also have a number of merchants and traveling traders who visit the kingdom from time to time. I hope you have the opportunity to sample their wares should they make an appearance during your visit. Archive Notes: This peace is maintained carefully and often compromised by the antics of Prince Punkish and equally chaotic Princess Neru, causing frequent negotiation to prevent conflict.

Continuing to respond to this anon ask, Your Majesty, if you would? King Append: The story of our kingdom begins about seven years ago. In our world, Vocaloids are no longer strictly digital divas, they are manufactured humanoids. Users can choose a base model, age, voicebanks, and so forth. Therefore, you can find Vocaloids walking around as freely as humans all over the world. Unfortunately, those who made me one day decided my usefulness had ended, and instead of waiting to be deactivated, I decided to begin journeying. I came upon this abandoned castle and the poor villagers that lived nearby. The music had gone out of their lives, just as it had gone out of mine.

Together, we agreed to bring back the music to ourselves and the world around us. The people asked me to be their leader, their king. At first, I refused, simply wishing to find a place of my own to belong, but they insisted, crafting a crown for me out of simple metals they were able to scrounge up together. From that point, I became known as King Append.

Prince Punkish: “It was an improvement on the aesthetic.”

King Append: *royal facepalm*