being a fat neet slob that leeches off of their parents money, cooped up in their room all day and pissing in 2 liter bottles of mountain dew just to not have to get up out of bed or their gaming chair and piss in the toilet. piss being a yellow with a tinge of orange. segway to moving in with a feeder that can fatten you up and one that actually knows how to insert/install a catheter into your bladder so you don't even have to do the work of pissing into bottles via searching for an increasingly buried dick while reaching over your gut and trying to put the lid of the bottle right within the stream... now it just trickles into a massive bag, and without having to worry about "bladder control" you never actually get the feeling of needing to urinate ever again for the rest of your shortening life. with the bag full of piss a dark-amber color it's just a sign of how hard your kidneys are working to keep up with all that extra waste streaming through your body! besides, you're glugging down so much soda and ice cream in a day anyways, how could such insanely dark urine be a sign of you being *dehydrated*? then again no matter how much you drink you always seem to be really damn thirsty... always having a parched mouth. always having this nasty taste in your mouth that you need to wash down if there's not some sweet drink or food to taste that clears it out. I wish people who are into health issues knew there were more organs in your body beyond your heart. especially those that are heavily affected particularly by gains that you can see as milestones beyond a BMI of 60. make those kidneys of yours work hard as fuck to reach your goals!!
