NYX Butter Lipstick Moonlit Night
How to feel better after feeling like a shit bag.
Step 1: Put on the most bad ass shade of lipstick you own. Personally, I like a vampier color because it is a shade I donāt usually wear on the regular. Donāt put on anything else, just the lipstick.
Step 2: Stare at yourself. Feel like the badass you are. Work. That. Shade.
Step 3: Wipe in off and get ready to shower. Do the usual things you do: turn on the water to get it warm, comb your hair out, take your clothes off.Ā
Step 4: Put on some dancing music: Christina Aguilera, Paramore, Beyonce, you do you.Ā
Step 5: Get in the shower and dance like you are the star of a chick flick. Clichely run your fingers through your hair and shake it like you just donāt care.
Step 6: Get out of the shower (California is in a drought! One or two ballads is enough!), towel off, moisturize, and robe up.Ā
Step 7: Feel amazing or just less shittier!Ā
These things worked for me so maybe they will work for you? YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND ARE DEFINITELY NOT A SHIT BAG NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU ARE ONE!!!