#keldor

Randor:

Randor: How did you get into my house???

Skeletor: Answer the question, you nincompoop

Randor: Even if I had ever heard of such technology-

Skeletor: Your wife is an alien and both your brother and your kingdom's protector are beings of incredible magic power, I don't think the idea sounds like that far of a reach-

Randor: Even if I heard of such a thing I wouldn't tell you!

Marlena: What, ran out of evil schemes and decided to jump the shark with TIME TRAVEL? At least your other world conquering projects used to be interesting!

Skeletor: Nah I just wanna have a word in that movie Earth just made of us and get rid of the dude that plays me

Randor: You know, some people at least try to be suttle when going meta

Skeletor: Randor I want you to remember who you're talking to and THEN try to tell me again how I should be subtle

Marlena: Fucking theater kid

Skeletor: I heard that!

Randor: Firstly your mockery at the idea of being subtle makes no sense AFTER sneaking into my house and into our room without alerting the guards

Randor: Second of all, what would you even do and why?

Marlena: Remember how I told you about that Jared Leto guy?

Randor: That settles the why... Are you gonna...?

Skeletor: Don't assume I'm gonna kill anyone! I'll just release Panthor in some office and wait for them to get the message and cast me instead

Randor:

Randor: You have to know how stupid that sounds

Skeletor: Brother if I have learned anything from Hollywood it's that they'll forgive people for the most horrendous and can allow themselves to give an opportunity to someone like me despite the tragedy of being born a queer victim of fantasy racism.

Randor: YOU'VE MURDERED PEOPLE!

Marlena: Honey I hate to agree with your brother but that doesn't disprove his point at all