#keepers guild

H-hello? Oh dear, I think I'm actually connected... Here goes nothing, I guess? Oh gosh... O-okay! H-hi, I, uh, ran into someone from the Keeper's Guild earlier? Leo, I think? A-and, I uh, thought you were cool! And nice! And cute! A-and... oh no, um--please disregard that last part--please feel free to call me back, if you'd like to connect, and, uh, bye!!! Oh, no, how do you hang up, oh gosh, oh--wait, did I forget to leave my nam--

Complaints Desk open!

I rode soup and I can't get off. This shit is dangerous, people!!!