#keep moving forward

Party games are so much fun, you guys. They're a total blast, am I right? Like the one where you all sit together and have a big laugh with each other poking good-natured fun at everyone for their "most annoying habit." And when they go around the room everyone agrees that all the eye-rolling things are quirky characteristics like leaving the toilet seat up or not clearing the extra time on the microwave or forgetting to shut the closet door after they get their coat out, etc. SO SILLY!! But then they get to you, and they're all still laughing and they're all in agreement that your most annoying habit is an immutable part of who you are as a person, like the literal way you talk or walk or a fundamental personality trait that's been present your whole life. And everyone's having such a great time, and it's a total hoot and oh my god it's just hilarious, right? Right?!

It's a bad day today. It's a really bad day