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Evelynn, puppy eyes and a pout: Baby, can't we just fuck it out?

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Evelynn, with a cup of coffee: It's 6am. Normally, people say, "Good morning, how did you sleep?" Not "Hey, I found a hentai comic about us and Akali and Kai'Sa hate you."

Akali: I don't hate you, Evie.

It's official that Akali and Kai'sa have hiked together. There's an official art of Kai'sa supporting Akali up a hill (I assume). So let's start there.

Hiking Headcanons

Akali is athletic, active, and knows how to break your back but she will die if she is stuck on a trail that goes uphill. I mean UPHILL. Like you are on your tippy toes and it seems it will never end. Small uphills are fine. The long ones are torture for her. She WILL do it, but expect her to pass out on the couch the moment she is home.

Kai'sa (out of the four) is the most adept when it comes to hiking. She is able to adapt to any environment. Rocky terrain, she got it. Sandy, slippery terrain, she's gliding along. Wet terrain, she's not afraid to get muddy. This girl is climbing her way up for the views and nothing will stop her.

Ahri, in human form, is surprisingly capable. On flat, easy trails, she's ahead of the pack. On harder, difficult trails, she's...doing it. If you can even call it that (she's on all fours). She doesn't want to admit that she's struggling because that'll ruin her pride as the (alpha) foxy leader of K/DA.

Ahri, in foxy form, is...she should have done this in the first place. Oh my God, she's thriving, jumping around the fields and exploring every crack and crevice. Like...if she struggled in her human form, why didn't she do this earlier? Just make sure she doesn't get carried away and we lose her.

Evelynn...well...she, at least, got her steps in before she gave up at the first possible obstacle and walked back to the car to relax.

Okay but after some convincing, Evelynn is the 'i suffer in silence' type. You can ask her how she's doing and she'll say she's fine. She's not. She's sweaty. The sun hurts. Her ankles might give out. She's staring at Akali's butt to motivate her. It's barely working, like a thin piece of string that's about to break apart. Yet, somehow, once they reach their destination - Evelynn looks picture perfect for the photo. Not a single hair out of place. Not a single blemish of her makeup. Not a single streak of sweat.

If Sivir comes along, suddenly Akali is pumped to beat her to the final destination. Even when it's uphill, she will claw her way to victory if it means beating Sivir. She will suddenly disappear ahead and the group doesn't see her until their final destination. When asked how she got there so fast, she merely replied, "You don't want to know."

Evelynn, holds out her hand: That's funny because I don't see a ring on this finger.

Akali:[Quickly plops a ring on Evelynn's finger]

Evelynn:...

Akali:...

Ahri: OH MY GOD, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU TWO ARE ENGAGED! YAY! WHEN'S THE WEDDING?

Kai'sa:[Lifts Akali in the air]

Akali: WOOOOO!

Kai'Sa, Akali, and Ahri: Got it.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, your girlfriend wants me to pick you up.

Akali: Nah, you're lying. She always picks me up herself.

Evelynn: Well, she sent me to do it. She got hurt.

Akali: No, thank you. Please go or I'll call the police.

Evelynn: I have spicy ramyun.

Akali:[Stops and considers it]

Evelynn: Babe, no. Keep walking.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Evelynn sent me to pick you up.

Ahri: I don't know you. Please leave me alone.

Evelynn: I have her credit card.

Ahri: Can I have it?

Evelynn: If you get in the car.

Ahri, entering the car: Okie!

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Sivir asked me to pick you up.

Kai'Sa, jumping through the car window: OH THANK FUCK, KIDNAP ME PLEASE AND TAKE ME AWAY! GO, DRIVE, NOW!

XXX

After the social experiment is over...

Evelynn: You have to be pretty to do that.

Ahri:...