#kaydeross

4, 7, 16, 18, + e, h, m !!

(sorry if this is too many gdjgdnsh)

thank you C:!!

4. Which fat dragon in your lair would be most fun to hang out with?

I was like 'well i have to break my no repeats rule for this one' but then discovered apparently i hadn't picked Glacier for any answer yet so fgsdfg the 'no repeat' rule lives woooo though i wonder who will be the first dragon to break it assuming i continue reblogging my post every so often ahaha

but yeah omg i want to spend a day with Glacier and hear him talk about his travels throughout Sornieth, the wild things he's probably encountered, and all his boyfriends, and just listen to whatever cool life advice he has. Maybe play some fun bar games, and maybe even get to ride on his motorcycle with him C:

7. Share a fat dragon you would describe as shy!

My Druddigon ridgeback Serendipity..she gets in her own head so easily and overanalyzes every interaction she has with others worrying about if she messed anything up and the other dragon secretly hates her or something fdgsdfg She's been trying to get better about it but she still tends to quietly keep to herself as a result.

16. Share a fat dragon with a disability!

Civet! Tbh my art here doesn't show it well but fgsdf xe is missing half or more of xyr left wing and thus can't fly and has somewhat poor balance too. Xe's also pretty hard of hearing in their older age,

18. Share your favorite Snapper! If you don’t have any yet, share a friend’s!

Gonna go with Kaydeross this time, featuring this incredible piece by @evulbad <3

Part 2: Pick a fat dragon in your lair and describe:

My boy Squeak !!!

e. Their lovelife?

He's dating his favorite musician Snoatl the coatl and is very gay for him <3 tbh Squeak definitely wanted to be a groupie and I don't think he expected to actually end up in a monogamous relationship with Snoatl like this haha but they're both very happy together c: h. Their childhood?

His parents never loved him :( dfdfs his childhood was definitely mseesed up, he was a short, weak, chubby kid and his parents sent him to military school hoping that would turn him into someone they would be proud of, a strong battlehungry wildclaw ready to fight for the Flamecaller...and instead he ran away to become a hippy sneaking into wind music festivals. good for him <3 m. Their struggles?

Kaydeross! Just did Margarine so now it’s time for Kay :D  (then time for bed because oops fdsafdi take so long writing these sometimes haha)

☆- happy headcanon

Kaydeross was so excited about being able to purchase her first livestock after finally getting her own farm to run in florabrisa! she had spent awhile preparing for things and having her dreams come into fruition with Margarine by her side was the definitely the best moment ever c:

ൠ - random headcanon

She’s had several apprentices over the years - her first being @snapperbear‘s own cowherding snapper Sparamoth and her current one being my new cow tundra Lorna! Kaydeross loves taking any opportunity to teach new dragons how to properly manage livestock on dairy farms c:

Oh yes, Malassa is a perfect candidate! One very handsome snapper. (All snappers are incredibly kissable though..just pure facts)

A smooch would be perfect after a romantic dinner lit by his speciality hand carved candles ;)

Kaydeross and Margarine! The dairy farming wives c;

1. What does their bedroom look like?

Rustic farmhouse!!  They have this bedspread. There is definitely art of cows hung all over too and cheesy phrases like “Farm Sweet Farm” and and also this. Cowgirl/western themed stuff in general haha...  Nice, wooden furniture, ceiling fan.... mostly neutral tones with some pinks c: All in all it’s very cozy!

And of course there are plenty of flowers around since it’s Florabrisa haha (and also margarine literally blossoms)

4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

They probably coordinate things pretty well, and even if they can’t, their cabin would just be maybe a 10 minute walk away from the lair’s communal kitchen? (which granted is a long walk if you’re like. starving sdfgf but i don’t think they’d have that much of an issue haha) otherwise I imagine they’d either just wait for the other to finish, or go and help the other with whatever they were doing in the kitchen!

39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Then they’re tired, they definitely just like to sit on their porch, snuggled with each other, watching the gentle breeze as the livestock graze! And on colder nights Kaydeross lights up the wood stove and they snuggle under a blanket near that c:

omg i didn’t mean to just talk about them as a unit this whole ask but honestly that just worked out best haha

Did someone call 911? Because these fire women are on their way to the Wasteland! Djskfk

Gila may be wonderful, but Kaydeross's middle name is Amazing! Kaydeross Amazing Flareblaxe. (But omg hes Gila is so so wonderful and she would look lovely in your lair!)

But aa yay glad to see you love these guys! And keeping Kay and Marge together..very kind. Hope your lair is ready for lots of dairy :D

as soon as i got the idea i couldn’t not fsdfasdf

3. Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?

Oh yes! They love each other so much and everybody better be aware haha. They definitely make sure everyone hears them both loudly calling each other their wife. It’s not at all uncommon to see them out and about nuzzling or hugging, mostly small things like that haha. Margarine’s usually the initiator.

18. What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?

Kaydeross doesn’t like to leave her livestock alone for too long, so their dates often are just them leisurely strolling through the clan’s gardens. A home-cooked meal together is always nice too! Even just sitting around, feeling the gentle breeze as the cattle graze is a fun little thing for them too. They dated for a few years before getting married, and I think they’ve been married for about 20-25 years! I don’t think they’ve ever taken a break from each other.

22. Does their work ever interfere with the relationship?

They both work together on their dairy farm! They help each other with farm chores, or at least do different tasks in the same room as each other. However, Kaydeross tends to be more absorbed in her work than Margarine, who is more leisurely and often goes out to socialize with other dragons in the lair. But as long they’re both together in time for dinner, they’re good!

40. Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?

Hmm... I’ll say the first time Kaydeross taught Margarine how to milk a cow was probably something neither will forget haha... Margarine wasn’t quite used to working with animals early on in their relationship. And I’m not sure the average size of cattle in Sornieth, but I imagine they’re much closer in size to Snappers than  Gaolers, so the cow was not very content about this enormous dragon getting so close to it and Kay had to do her best to calm it down. Luckily things turned out well and they had plenty of milk to use for dinner that night c:

As for a special place, I did kind of cover that in 18. Kaydeross doesn’t like to go too far from her ranch but just sticking close together, watching the cattle, seeing the night sky, is plenty special for them.

Thank you!!