โหโกโก random headcanons of him as your brother!
starring โ hyoma chigiri, michael kaiser, charles chevalier, tabito karasu, vivien Hugo
I feel like you and him would be very close in age.
No more than a two year age gap.
You guys would probably bicker a lot because chigiri has a VERY stank attitude.
Heโs the 1st in command of the sassy man apocalypse after all.
He probably leaves his dirty socks everywhere and that never fails to piss you off.ย
You canโt count how many times you had arguments over him leaving his things everywhere and heโs just staring at you with a bored expression.
โIf it bothers you that much, pick them up yourself?โ
Man, heโs so irritatingโฆ
I also feel like he has the best comebacks when you two are arguing and your sister has to hold her laugh all the time because she doesnโt want you to feel bad.
In all senses of the word because I feel like he'd be a HUGE gossip.ย
You guys definitely gossip a lot.
Whether it is about that one cousin you two donโt like or people you know in common.
And he always has all the juicy details and youโre there like โBoy, how the hell do you know all this??โ
He claims he has โhis waysโ.
You and your sister have definitely done his make up before.
AND yes he ended up looking better than you two ever did.
โHyo, you look like a real princess now!โ
He pretends he doesnโt like your work, even throws a few critics here and there, but deep down he fucks with it.
He uses your hair products and finishes them without saying anything.
โHyoma! Maybe stop being a bum and buy your own stuff??โ
โEh? Why would I? Your stuff smells better anywaysโ
He might be snarky and moody but you two get along at the end of the day
๐ฒึผ๐ข michael kaiser
spoilers to michael's past + tw for some mentions of abuse
Iโm not 100% sure of whether heโd be a younger or older brother tbh
I can see both scenarios in my head
But him being slightly older makes more sense to me for some reason
Even though heโs slightly older, you were almost like the parent he (and you) never had.
You took care of all his wounds when you were both kids and you two probably held each other close when crying after your father let out his anger on you.
Michael probably tried to stay strong in front of you and defend you from your father.
When you two were still little kids, heโd let you play with his long hair.ย
You almost lost your shit when he Facetimed you to show you his new haircut.
โMichael what did you do to your hair?! Have you lost your mind??โ
โWhat? You donโt like it?โ
โNO, ITS AWFUL! I'M SUEING YOUR BARBER!โ
โWELL IโM SUEING NESS THENโ
You still play with his hair mindlessly sometimes.
And he pretends he doesnโt like it and shoos your hand away.
but the truth is it actually reminds him when you'd run your fingers through his hair to soothe him while holding him when he was trembling in your arms after your father had too much to drink again.
and he doesnโt want to break down in front of you.
He wants to look strong but you know the truth.
He wont admit it but he likes it when you make time to go to his games
He def shows off a bit more on the field when youโre watching
โYou saw how your big brother played out there? pretty amazing, right?โ
โyes, I did... Iโm proud of you Michael.โ
anyone else wouldโve missed the way his face lit up for a bit
No matter how much time passes or how old you two are, you two will always feel the need to protect one another.ย
Youโre the only family you have after all.
๐ฒึผ๐ข charles chevalier
Charles is soooo little brother coded
and if youโve seen any of my smaus you know I STAND by that
Having this boy as your sibling would be a nightmare because heโd be such a menace
You still have a mark on your arm from when he bit you once when you were younger
Till this day you donโt know how he managed to go that deep into your armโฆ
Even though you love to claim to hate him, you have a picture of the two of you on your walletย โ he was still a drooling baby and you a snotty nose child.
He was probably the chunkiest, cutest baby ever too and you love to tease him with his baby pictures from time to time
โyou used to be so cute, now you look like a gremlin and you keep on answering me backโ
This boy def answers you back all the time
You can even use your older sibling privileges and ask him to get you a cup of water or something cus heโll straight yell tell you no
you call him stupid nicknames just to piss him off
especially the ones you used for him when he was just a little baby
โchou chouโ (because he look like an actual cabbage because of how round his face was) being the one that he hates the most
โWell done on scoring the winning goal chou chouโ โFUCKING STOP CALLING ME THAT!โ โwatch your tone young man, iโm older than you.โ
Yeah youโre pretty sure Charles is the antichristย sometimes cus heโs genuinely scaryโฆbut hey, when it's good it's good cus he make you laugh
so maybe he's not thaaat bad
He'd be a few years older than you
Like he gets genuine enjoyment out of making you angry
His favourite catchphrase of all time is โAre ya stupid?โ
โShut up tabito, yer mom's stupidโ โWe have the same mother, idiotโ
Heโs the type to walk into your room and start doing random shit like flex in the mirror or just throw you the middle finger and walk away without saying a single word to you and youโre just there like โ???okayโย
heโs also type that leaves the door wide open and turns off your light just to piss you off even moreย
stays eating your food in the fridge.
"Tabito I swear if i put an ass in the fridge you'll eat it too..."
"you didn't label it or anything, so it's free game"
even if you put a thousand post it notes saying "do not eat" he'd do it anyways...
but even if he enjoys annoying you heโs still super caring
like if you need help with anything heโll always be there for you
need a lift somewhere? need help with homework? heโll complain, but heโll still help you either way.ย
Heโs canonically a younger brother so iโll keep it as that cus i think its cute
but I donโt think youโd have a massive age gap tho
When Vivien was younger your family was pretty sure he was an old man's soul stuck in a toddlerโs body.
Like even the way he spoke when he was a toddler was way too direct and blunt for a child so young.
Heโs blank staring at the camera in every single one of his baby pictures.
Except for the one with you and your other sister where heโs sticking his little tongue out.
Or the one where heโs sat on his highchair with a grimace after being fed mushed avocado for the first time
you still bring that picture up from time to time and he pretends not to care
but deep down heโs a bit flustered
โItโs not like I could help it. That thing is nasty...โ
Even though youโre not that much older than him, you still liked to take care of him when you two were kids.
You remember having to tie his little shoe laces before taking him to schoolย
and how heโd fuss when you didnโt fold his soccer socks below his knees.
โTheyโre supposed to cover your knees Viv, I need to pull them up a bit more, okay?โ
โI donโt like how it feelsโฆ.it tickles.โ
The fact that he has better naturalย eyelashes than you pisses you off
Like why did he have to get those genetics instead of you?!
You probably would make fun of him for reading his blank books all the time
โGod, youโre so performative Viv. Itโs embarrassingโฆโ
โYou canโt even go to the bathroom without your phone [Name], thatโs why everything feels performative to you.โ
He'd overall be a nice sibling to have
doesn't bother you if you don't bother him. pretty chill guy.
an โ u guys fw the platonic bllk content yay or nay
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