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(Episode 169) The butterfly and moth part. XD

summary: what happens, when bts teams up with their beloved idolized running man.  

— pairing: agent!bts x running man

—  genre: angst (some parts will have), agent au

—  warnings: mentions of death, a spy is on the team, harsh words, mention of blood , explicit language.

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— masterlist

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“Fuck, you can’t just leave us like that.” Jungkook exclaims. “Well. Be quicker you idiot.” “We aren’t fast like you are, mr. speedy!” Jimin shouts, out of breath. Jungkook looks back at Jimin for a quick second. Before motioning a quick fuck you and running back to base. A sigh escapes Jimin, before he dashes to the speeding Jungkook. “Bro, what took you guys this long?” The dark hair replied with slight annoyance. “A face like this hyung, is worth being late to.” Jungkook replied, enthusiastically. “Just because you look handsome, doesn’t mean you can come into base late.”  “Relax, party pooper, this isn’t costing us anything above our lives.” Jungkook spoke with a playful tone.

As they sat down to their seats, an alarm could be heard ringing through the room. Scaring them all into their fighting positions. “Holy fuck. What was that ringing? That practically scared me.” The tall one responded, breathing heavily. “Calling all Bangtan! Calling all Bangtan! Do you hear me loud and clear?” “Who is this, and how have you hacked into our intercom system!” Jimin shouts with no intention of being nice to whoever hacked their intercom system. “This is your boss speaking, sorry for the voice changer there. I must’ve left it on by accident.” “Boss! Don’t scare us like that next time, we almost literally fought someone over it.” Hoseok snaps, not in the mood for any silly shit.

“Boys, let's get back into business shall we?” Boss replied, eager to give them their secret mission. “Boss, did you change something about you? Because you look so different today, like I can’t put my finger on it, quite honestly.” “Now, Jin, let’s get back on track shall we.” In the background, a faint voice of someone else could be heard, but no response. “Boys, men, I’d like for you to meet the boss of the Running Man team. Go Dong Wan.” Boss signals a slight indication for Dong Wan to come forward. Dong Wan bows before initiating his hello. “Hello, Bangtan team, I’m Go Dong Wan. The boss of Running Man. And you just might be wondering what I am doing here with your boss.” “YES! We were wondering what you were here for.” Jin shouts, hopping in his seat. “But for now, I’ll let your boss take over the mission introduction.” “As you guys, might have not noticed but, for this mission. You’ll be partnering up with the Running Man team for this mission. In a second or two, a mission card will pop out for you guys to read. And for this mission, we will be taking it both our style and Running Man’s style.

“Once you've read the mission, you must go and find the Running Man team.” “Now off you go!” Boss shouts before the intercom shuts off. As the intercom shuts off, a card is seen being flipped from the table. Jin rushes to grab the card, and clears his throat before reading it out loud. “Dear Bangtan team, it is your mission to find the Running Man team. And go to XX base and find the Running Man team.” “Wait Jin, check the back of the card, it could have what their logo looks like.” Jimin eagerly says. “You’re right. Their logo might be at the back of this card.” Jin turns the card around, and to his behold. There was a big R logo engraved in yellow, that seemed to be their logo. “Okay guys, this might be their logo.” “Now all we gotta do is go to this area, and just scout for some R logo in yellow and presto. And then we found them.” Jin says mapping out his perfect idea.

“Sounds cool to me.” “Same.” A chorus of agreement’s could be heard from the room with Jin’s plan. “Now guys, let’s go. No time to waste with this mission.” “Yes, sir.” Yoongi said, saluting his hands up like it was military training. While they were going to the vehicles, Hoseok thought of something. “Wait! Pause guys.” Everyone looked at the dark hair with confused looks painted on their face. “There are 7 people here, correct?” Confused stares continue to paint their faces.  “Answer the question. Am I correct?” “YES!” All of them shout. “Bro, what is this even about?” Jin asks clueless with what he’s even trying to say. “So, you see that we’re 7 people, but what about the Running Man team? We are just 7 people, and they’re like 7 or 8 people. Which we won’t fit in all 1 vehicle.” “You’re right, we should probably split up into 3 or 4 vehicles to ensure the best for us and the safety of everyone.” Yoongi agrees with the Hoseok response to this.

“Jin, you go with Hoseok. Jungkook, with Jimin, I’ll go with Namjoon. And Yoongi, you'll go alone.” says Taehyung, commanding like he was just reciting a lyric. “Sounds cool to me.” Jungkook says. “I don’t want to take up most of our precious time, so let’s go.”

While Taehyung was talking to them, Yoongi had some doubts about this mission. He had thought of what if this mission was like a set up, and that there could be a possible spy from their side pretending to be a spy for someone secret that nobody knows about and is just using us all. But he didn’t want to jump that far to conclusion, because that’s a far stretch for something that didn’t even start officially yet.

While they were so focused on the mission, unknowingly without realizing, someone was secretly watching them. Aware that they could be discovered at any moment. They watched carefully as Bangtan spoke, trying to pick out every detail so they could report back to their boss. But soon, their conversation ended, and Bangtan began to depart to the disclosed area. One thing, the person could tell was that, what they’re holding is something that can injure someone badly.

But they don’t have time to be pointing at everything. Bangtan has. They’re required to do their mission, not goof off and upset their boss. There’s probably a camera outside, documenting their every move. Thus if the boss is upset, then that is not a pretty sight to see. They must rush back to base, and will have to text the boss back all the details they saw and heard. Considering how much was just wasted.

They nervously composed their report to their boss, wondering if what they noted down was a success. Had they found what the boss was looking for? Was the information they gathered enough? With a final deep breath,they waited with bated breath, their heart pounding in their chest. What would their boss's reaction be? Would they be happy with the information they'd gathered? With a trembling hand, they finished their report and hit 'send', hoping for a good response. But the best they could do now, was go back to base and wait on the next mission to do in secret.

“You know, usually I have good feelings about the missions we do. But I got a bad feeling about this mission. That I don’t even know was possible to feel before even getting what we’re supposed to do with Running Man.” “Jin, I think we shouldn’t place our guards up this high. This  is Running Man, for fuck sake. It’s not like they’re just gonna have some spy that nobody knows about.” Hoseok replied, thinking that Jin is silly for thinking that there would ever be some spy. “But,” “No buts Jin, just fucking get us to the area with no dumb thoughts like these next time.” “Fine..” Jin sighs.

“For your information, Hoseok, I literally have been driving us to this area. And we’re literally 10 minutes away from being there.” Jin scoffs, rolling his eyes. “Don’t care, your idea is stupid and should be never said again. This is Running Man, we’re talking about, not some fuck delusional bitch.”

“Whatever.” Jin grumbles. As they pulled up to the driveway of this area, they noticed something odd about it. But couldn’t place their fingers onto it. Yet they didn’t expect for there to be a whole staff and camera crew there waiting. “Holy shit, I was not expecting there to be this many people here. Like I know that there’s a lot of staff and camera crew for Running Man. However this many people. Who knows what could happen.

“Jin, just act serious, they’ll never know our facial expression truly.” Hoseok whispers in a hushed tone. “You’re right. They won’t truly know what I'm feeling at the moment.”

While they walked inside the area, it felt so cozy, even though it wasn’t supposed to feel cozy. It was probably only cozy as they would be working with us, and wanted to make the area as homey as much as it could get.

“I see that you’ve made it, I would be assuming Jin and Hoseok if I’m correct on your guys' names.” Jaesuk points out. “I’m guessing you’re the leader of Running Man'' Jin looked Jaesuk dead in the eyes. “It would be so that I am the leader of Running Man, I’m Yoo Jaesuk and known to be a grasshopper. It is a pleasure to meet you Jin and Hoseok.”

“Man! Just introduce us to Bangtan, Jaesuk.” A shout heard so loud, it could practically scare you into a shock. Namjoon, looks behind Jaesuk, to see 8 other people behind him.

“Ah, I’m terribly sorry for that scream that you just heard from that one.” Jaesuk glares back at him and turns back.

“No worries man.” “But who may be behind you?” Namjoon raises his eyebrow looking intensely at them. “These are the rest of Running Man, that shout you just heard, was our esteemed fearless tiger also known as Kim Jongkook.” Jaesuk pointing at Jongkook. In Jungkook’s mind, he’d already estimated that Jongkook was not someone to mess around with, 1 mistake and his life is on the line.

“The tall and pretty but ugly one over there is Lee Kwangsoo, our quickly sensitive giraffe.” “Hyung! I'm not that sensitive. You’re quite literally embarrassing me in front of them.” Kwangsoo barks back at Jaesuk for his so-called uncool comment on him. “All right, all right, I’ll tone it down for you.” Jaesuk resumed introducing the rest of the crew to Bangtan.

“Our big nose over there or impala Ji suk jin, is our slow to catch on guy.” “Woo sa! Yo I’m Ji suk-jin, ignore them calling me that. I am clearly the fastest to catch onto things.”

“Clearly you’re not, but moving on!” “Our couple over there is Kang Gary and Song Jihyo.” “They always like to jab at each other with coupley things, it’s like a love sickening plague.” Jaesuk pretended to be grossed out at that thought.

“Ya! You want to be hit or what?” “Okay, relax there Jihyo, let’s not show our guests any hits.” “Fine..” Jihyo huffs. Before Jihyo had returned to her spot, she had whispered to Jaesuk about something. “We’re told that they were our guests, but just keep quiet for now.” Jaesuk whispered in a hushed tone to reveal nothing that could alarm Bangtan.

“Is there something going on that we don’t know of?” Yoongi looks at them with suspicious intention. “There’s nothing to fret. She was just telling me a joke, that’s all. But I'm suddenly tired.” “Something doesn't feel right Namjoon.” Jin whispered to Namjoon “It’s like when Yoongi asks Jaesuk a question, he’s suddenly tired.” “Something is odd, but for now, just pretend everything is perfectly fine. Until we know more answers.” He whispers back to Jin.

“Okay fake it until things start slowly coming together.”

Controversial Take: Busted + OG Running Man Equivalents

Mission: Teams battle to win Running Balls! The winning team will be chosen by a lottery.

Guests: Ham Eun-Heong, Jo Kwon, Jung Yong Hwa

(Introducing.. the Horror Bells)

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