Shouto: [pulls Zuma aside before he can explain who he is]
Zuma: [smiles exasperatedly, knowing his personality already] oh boy, this is gonna be good
Zuma: [amused] No, Todoroki, I’m not Denki’s secret-
Shouto: [hurriedly] -Are you Kaminari’s future pro hero self who encountered a villain with a time Quirk and accidentally sent yourself five or six years back into the past and somehow de-aged at the same time while retaining your scars and have no idea how to get back yet so Aizawa sensei gave you a spare school uniform and told you to attend classes with us until he figures it out???
Zuma:
Zuma:
Zuma: [eyes widening] ...i-it was a teleportation Quirk, but yes, Todoroki, oh my god, how did you-
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what is with this sudden influx of characters getting shipped with themselves? last night it was Adrichat, now its Kamizuma, what is going on? are y’all okay?
im not super confident in this writing, so i hope you guys enjoy it more than i do!!
a gift written for @todorokitops , whose birthday was too long ago to justify this still being a birthday gift ;_; sorry
this is part of their selfcest KamiZuma AU, you can read more about it on their blog!
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“UUUUUGH, why did we have to go out shopping today? It’s my day off! And I hate shopping!” Kaminari grumbled, shifting the pile of clothes Zuma had handed him in his arms. They were all from the women’s section, an assortment of skirts, crop tops, and a few chokers for good measure.
“You and I both know you’re not happy in your clothes. Listen, the sooner you learn that gender is a scam, the sooner you can start doing hot boy shit. Like wearing hot pink, and doing your makeup.” Kaminari just nodded along, and glanced down at the things he’d been handed. As he ducked into the changing room, his head filled with swirling doubts at the neon hues he was holding.
As soon as he hung all the clothes hangers, he sat on the bench and put his face in his hands.
What if they think it’s dumb? What will mom think? What if Bakugo calls me a tranny or something? What if I don’t look like I hope I will?
His train of thought was interrupted by a gentle rustling, as the dressing room curtain was pushed back by Zuma. His face softened, and he sat down next to him quietly. He thought for a minute, organizing his thoughts, planning to say exactly what he wanted to hear when he was younger
“Hey, Kami, it’s okay. It’ll be fine.” Zuma got up to sit right in front of him on the floor, and made eye contact with him. His eyes were filled with concern, and gentle understanding.
“I know you’re scared of everyone’s reactions, but you can take it slow. You don’t have to wear all of this at once. Trust me, everyone’ll think it’s bomb.” He settled down onto the floor completely, resting his elbows on his knees cross-legged. He gave him a small reassuring smile, and Kami stayed silent.
“You’re even the reason Bakugo starts wearing eyeliner and chokers, though he still won’t admit it, even after all these years… You’re the one that shows him it’s okay. Plus, you look hot as fuck in clothes like that, so jot that down.” He joked to lighten the mood, uncomfortable with the air of vulnerability he’d just created. He may have been older, but he still hadn’t learned how to be genuine without cracking a joke. Maybe I need to work on that, he thought.
But Kaminari didn’t laugh at the joke he made. Instead, he edged off his seat to sit next to Zuma on the ground. He pulled him into a tight hug, with tears in his eyes.
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Kamizuma fanart to fuel you bastards. This ones made for @todorokitops idea/future fanfic thing where an older pro hero Kami travels back 4-5 years and is turned back into his 18 yr old self, although he retains his scars and prosthetic. Catch them showing up to the common room being dramatic as fuck bi bros lookin like this 😔
Kamizuma, but it's just the 'can you tell which one of us is Hikaru' scene from ohshc with Kaminari wearing scar makeup. Haruhi is either Bakugou or Aizawa.
