#kalvaxus

Fig canonically being a "super bubbly cheerleader" before she found out she was a tiefling is very dear to me. The idea that someone from her middle school is just watching the news one day and sees Fig Faeth, the popular elf girl from (presumably) Oakshield, covered in blood and with horns, just having killed Kalvaxus is so funny. "Oh Fig? The flyer from the cheer team? Yeah she runs hell now."

arthur making gilear the vice principal is so funny but all jokes aside, it's the perfect job for gilear. the position was created for kalvaxus so arthur has limited it so much. it has no responsibility, it has no powers, all you have to do is show up and let arthur dunk on you. that's in the job description. gilear's main skills include being dunked on and hanging out with his daughter, the only two things he can do at aguefort. he starts fucking up the moment he gets a task but this job was designed to illicit no tasks of importance whatsoever