#kaltalks

are we just gonna pretend John didn’t have a phase where he looked like a hot English professor/archeologist because WHAT THE HELL

Professor Lennon wants you to stay after class....

actual footage of me looking at 21 year old paul

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look at this baby.... 🥺

Sometimes I forget that they were college-age when they suddenly skyrocketed to the top of the world.... it makes me wonder how they responded to it.

Publicly, obviously, they were confident, cute boys singing love songs but.... privately, were they exhausted? Scared of the mobs of women who almost tore them to shreds to take a piece of the Beatles home with them? Did they feel pressured to act a certain way, to do or not do things in order to stay in the public’s good eye? Eventually, we know that this became harder—with John’s infamous comments on Christianity, with Paul’s debacle with LSD, with the cheating and affairs and lawsuits.

Or was rush after rush of adrenaline, of fame, until even that wasn’t enough and they turned to drugs to start feeling more of that stardom, straight into their veins. Did it change them in ways that they didn’t want to be changed? Maybe they just wanted to make music, just wanted to be those four lads from Liverpool who liked Elvis and girls and fast cars—and they didn’t know that at the end of the long and winding road, they’d fracture apart and, in all senses of the term, get divorced. Of their friendship, their love for one another, and music. And with cameras and millions of eyes watching every step they take in their separate ways.

I dunno.

wow I did NOT think so many of y’all were into a help-rewrite!! it wouldn’t really be a rewrite bc I’d change some plot elements that are intrinsically offensive but... ideas:

there are two plot routes we can go here

THE FIRST ROUTE: it’s sci-fi. heAR ME OUT OKAY

the best part about help is its ridiculous, whimsical scenarios right

the first time i watched the bathroom hand dryer scene I CRIED REAL TEARS

so if you remove the horrible cult, you need bad guys that can somehow pull off those crazy stunts with the magnets and shit

so. so. that’s why you need ALIENS *cue x-files music*

they find this incredible galactic power source and it’s somehow... a decorative piece for this small human that makes money from hitting things?? what?

well they obviously can’t kill them because that would cause an upheaval in this human race that worships these four bug boys

cue the shenanigans

and the ENTIRE TIME they’re being chased by these mysterious beings with incredible technology, the beatles are just... blasé about the whole thing

THE SECOND ROUTE: a really shitty crime syndicate. two thieves see the ring on tv and realize that it’s worth a SHIT TON of money

they are... basically Harry and Marv from Home Alone

every time the beebles escape on pure dumb luck

should they still have the ridiculous technology? sure, why not. I’m thinking of fourth wall breaks GALORE

loveable dumbass antagonists

“hey marv?” “what harry” “how are we paying for this?” “whaddaya mean” “like, if we have enough money to powerfully magnetize an entire elevator, why do we need to steal this ring?” “... huh?” “what?” “did you say something?” “i don’t think so, marv” “wait a minute the beatles are getting away! after them!”

I feel like with this storyline the boys get to more actively fight against the bad guys

also the villains would get to be American and i, an American, love every chance i get to write about dumb Americans

NO MATTER WHAT, I WOULD PROMISE THESE THINGS:

a LOT more tiny! paul bc that was the best bit

john carries him around on his shoulder for AT LEAST a chapter

fourth wall breaks

good ringo content. he deserves it ( I mean have you seen caveman? )

the beebles share one (1) brain cell

some mclennon and starrison yeet

george eats food. the whole time. george x sandwich

george is ron weasley from a very potter musical lmao

john is a BASTARD

paul is a BITCH

ringo wants to go home 😥

basically home alone + monty python + austin powers + a very potter musical

okay that’s all. GIMME YOUR IDEAS/FEEDBACK!!

cas this has absolutely made my day :) it’s been hard getting back into writing with uni absolutely killing me but sometimes i’ll come back and just look at y’all’s comments and reblogs and things and.... it makes my life just that much more bearable. thank you, cas, and everyone that still follows my rather dead acc!

is like Brendon Urie singing Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes and then doing ME! with Taylor Swift

Like...

“Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed”

AND THEN SUDDENLY

“You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’!”

i’m so sorry i’ve been absent for so long. ever since a month into the pandemic, i’ve just felt so cooped up that i’ve tried to completely distance myself from social media and be productive in different areas... hence the months of radio silence.

i don’t know if i’m 100% going to start writing again, but i just looked at all my notifs and likes and your comments on my fics and 🥺🥺🥺 y’all make me so happy? yknow? makes me wanna go back to the writing desk

i miss all of you and hope everyone is doing well!!! i don’t even know who’ll read this but!! if you wanna drop by my inbox i’ll be opening it again. i’ll take anything—a simple hello, a story about your day, maybe even a request... who knows! stay healthy and safe my friends :)

peace and much much love,