#jyp bubble

Chan - 200kg

IM SCREAMING I.N TO?? (I spammed my friend about this for a good 5 minutes)

Bangchan thank you so much for filming this 😖😖

🦊: Spotted chan hyung working until dawn yesterday

🦊: After noticing the camera he made an unflattering expression

🦊: I took a pic of that too but it was too unflattering so i'll go with this one instead

Mashed Potato

WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTOPHER?!?!?!!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

THE GASP I GUSPED

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So I had a normal thought momentarily and then immediately ruined it. This is my FIRST EVER SMAU [applause.mp3 please clap] and instead of writing slowburn like a sane individual, I wrote whatever the fuck this is. I am absolutely not shitting myself posting this [I am calm. So calm] because the internet can be mean and I have the emotional stability of wet tissue paper.

Anyway. Please go easy on me. Or at least bully me creatively.

Welcome to whatever the fuck this is.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧ There are no rules in this dorm. There is no system. There is no governance.

There is only :

impulse

pettiness

and zip ties bought in bulk

Sometimes a member gets annoying , sometimes someone makes a joke or Lee Know JUST wakes up bored.

And suddenly someone is MISSING.

Where every member has either:

Been recalibrated.

Participated in a recalibration.

Is seconds away from one.

GENRE : smau and CRACK

WARNINGS : SLIGHT SWEARING . thats all I think

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Protocol RECALIBRATION

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That's all to this ABSOULTE madness [ for now ] If you liked the post or want more make sure to let me know.