#justlikeyou

Next time you eat a chicken remember it had a family - just like you.

1. GOOD GIRLS BAD GUYS

BANGER!!!! 1st heard this song on TikTok because I am far too young to be an OG fan but this song makes me want to make out with someone and then neck a shot like it will save my life. All I need is to put on this song and instantly I am the hottest girl in whatever room I am in, it is magical. The guitar solos send me to the astral plane and the explicit lyrics are perfectly ~sPicY~. I truly enjoy hearing Ronnie yell “please just take it in the ass and suck my dick” 10/10 would peg a man to this song.

2. I’M NOT A VAMPIRE

A true “scream at the top of your lungs while driving way too fast”  song. This one is like the definition of scream-y angst to me and genuinely makes me want to commit arson. I really love the guitar parts in all of Falling in Reverse’s songs, like normally I’m not a huge guitar gal, but their solos go HARD. Plus, the revamped version that just dropped fucking SLAPS, but like, in a completely different way. “Whiskey seems to be my holy water” and “Hi my name is Ronnie I’m an addict” are two of my favorite emo/punk lyrics ever; 11/10 would commit felonies too.

3. BAD GIRLS CLUB

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! This song IS female empowerment to me, it seriously makes me feel like I can do anything, despite the fact that the lyrics describe someone who is clinically insane. The Bad Girls Club sounds like the coolest club in the world and I desperately want to be a part of it. The chant part, (”Hey sexy boy I got you wrapped around my finger, L-O-V-E, really doesn’t mean much, your love is like a drug but it is not enough, give me a B-A-D, we’re the bad girls club!”), makes me want to go to a concert so bad because I just know that would sound AMAZING live. Love the electronic sound it has, makes me feel like I’m a teenager in 2009 even though it came out in 2013. I am going to have to deduct a point because the music video kind of feels like it’s fetishizing Asian women?? Maybe it’s just me?? Still a banger though; 9/10 would shake my nonexistent ass too.

4. PICK UP THE PHONE

I have a complicated relationship with this one. I ADORE the bass in it, it almost gives the song a sort of jazzy feel, and I love the contrast between the really stripped down verses and the punchy, guitar-filled chorus. HOWEVER, the lyrics literally describe abuse which can make for a very uncomfortable listening experience if you think about it too hard. Like “Better tell them that you fell / Cause when they see the bruises on my face / They’re probably taking both of us to jail”?????? PARDON????? I already don't trust Ronnie Radke so these lyrics are just suuuuuusss. 8/10, banger instrumental, uncomfortable lyrics.

5. FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS