Dec 19, 2017
Pineapples
Me, a Glass Animals fan: *picks up pineapple from conveyor to scan*
Brain: PIIINEAPPLES ARE IN MY HEADDD
Me: *under breath* got nobody cause I’m braindead
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Pineapples
Me, a Glass Animals fan: *picks up pineapple from conveyor to scan*
Brain: PIIINEAPPLES ARE IN MY HEADDD
Me: *under breath* got nobody cause I’m braindead
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Customer: *calls me ma’am*
Me, a fresh 18 yr old: *ages 40 years*
Prepare to run
If I ever use Customer Service Phrases™ with you outside of work, you’ve really fucked up.
Same goes for the Customer Service Voice™ and the Customer Service Smile™
Mums to their kids at my checkout: give that to the lady to scan
Me in my head: lady? huh? what lady? where? whom?
But then I’m just
Courses for work be like
- no extravagant makeup
- no bling
- tidy uniform
- be hygienic
- don’t think about death on the job because the customers will be infected with your negativity, you will repel them and they will never come back and the world will implode and there will be darkness forever more, that’s what happens when you do bad business
- remember to smile
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Gotta wait till you clock out for that kinda talk
Me, on my best behaviour cause I’m serving the manager of my manager: hi there how are you, have you finished work for the day?
Manager: shit yeah
Me, bursting through the pvc strip curtains at the back of the store and terrifying some people: hello supermarket, it is I
My extensive knowledge of the supermarket I work at
What you will find:
To the far right: fresh produce
To the far left: frozens / cold items
The middle aisles: probably Narnia