#juno usher

Freddie being Freddie…..so oblivious and silly

“By neutralised do you mean sued into oblivion, taken out of the board, on the streets?”

“Neutralised. Like dead.”

Please Frederick it’s almost as if you’ve never met your aunt.

But then towards the middle of the scene when Vic is like “if any of us really were collecting or uttering of family secrets, I think we all know who that is.”

AND HE JUST ASSUMES ITS HIM AND HES LIKE “fine!!!! Watch me sign it then!!!!”

Tamerlane (and Bill) taking her one opportunity to mock Frederick, “how DO you spell Fraudrick?”

Bill trying so hard to be polite and make conversation with Ali, “have you gotten to sign an original Pym yet? It’s a rite of passage, just wait until you see the prenup.” He is trying his best go bill go!!

Vic remains shockingly tame throughout this scene

Ali asking to let her guys look at the NDA and immediately regretting it

NAPOLEON USHER THE MAN THAT YOU ARE 😭

“I bet it’s cake.”

“Waaait. Is this also cake?”

“Debutant balls, is that what you think I do?”

I hope he knows how funny he is because he was truly the star of this scene although Camille is genuinely hilarious

Camille…..

“Oh! Paperwork from the Pym Reaper, always a blast.”

“You guys, we really should get together more often, it’s just a balm for the soul.”

“Speaking of prenups, how are things Juno?”

NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HER PHONE AS ITS HANDED OUT.

Perry doesn’t have any lines either 💔

But all of this being backed by dramatic violin music that sounds like it should be playing at the start of the apprentice takes it